Deez Nuts

Ready?!

All the $&@%#&$@'s that turn into 'instant ballers' on payday. Extravagant lunches, Scratch-offs bulging from every pocket and kool-aid smiles ALL DAY. GTFOH!!!

Shorty on the news channel that was IRATE that Popeye's ran out of chicken. (her actual words were--and I QUOTE: "people have FAMILIES...how are we supposed to feed our KIDS?!? Y'all know y'all were running this promotion MONTHS AGO--HOW YALL GONNA RUN OUTTA CHICKEN?!?!)

My daughter's school principal: who continues to "enforce" the whole "dress down day" policy, where WE have to pay THE SCHOOL to let our children wear THEIR clothes.

"Tell her to put it on my TAB."
"--but PAPI--"
"TELL HER."

My main man, Hero XXL - "Champion to the weak-in-mind; fighting crime on the back-line!"

What up, Yo!

1. Ray J-go sit your butt down!    

2. OJ~need I say more!  

3. Michael vick~ for being a trusting bruthua with his ghetto a** family!

4. Any African American athletic who marries a white girl! Please give it a break!

5. Bruthas for wearing their pants so low you see the drawls. It is not cute pull them up!

6. Flavor-Fav~ got sit down please!


7. (MUST BE IN BOLD)...IF YOU HAVE A GUT

A STOMACH PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE,

PLEASE...DO NOT THINK IT'S A FASHION

STATEMENT TO LET IT HANG OUT OR OVER
YOUR PANTS! GUTS ARE NOT CUTE ON A

MAN NOT TO MENTION A WOMAN. GET A

GIRDLE!


OK I'm done for now!

Now you know that's part of the negotiations/contract... 
4. Any African American athletic who marries a white girl! Please give it a break!

Sistah you know you right! Contract=white blond hair no a** fake boob crossed eye white girl! That's why OJ is in the mess he is in!

Y'all stop hatin' over there.  


  That just leaves more of the sistas for us "keep it real, Bruhs..."  




                                                       with no athletic contract or sneaker deals with our broke-as-hell azzes

I love "keep it real, Bruhs" but not "broke-as-hell bruhs"...you needs to have a "legitimate" job.

I got BEEF w/ everyone who didn't follow my instructions on facebook....

YOU MOFO'S WERE SUPPOSE TO GIVE ME $1 AND YOU DIDN'T....LAZY THROAT ASS SORRY SAP SUKKAS. BREAK BREAD OR DROP DEAD!

 @ LAZY THROAT ASS SORRY SAP SUKKAS. BREAK BREAD OR DROP DEAD!

That's a new one on me, Pimpin.  But I dig where you're coming from...   I think. 

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1. The Duggar's- All two thousand of them. They are gonna take over the world someday.

2. Fred Goldman- Okay I understand the grief and all, but he is BEYOND obsessed.

3. Detroit councilwoman Monica Conyers- She's married to State Rep. John Conyers, just a bytch.

4. Ex- Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick- No reason needed.

5. That fool who truck jacked a man in Atlanta the other day- There I sat at the hospital around the television with 2.3 million people as that mess unfolded LIVE on CNN. Wish I had a bag to put over my head as the tires blew on the big rig and it finally came to a stop and they yanked him out, need I say more.