Deez Nuts
Ayy yo,
Last week we chatted about who we'd invite to dinner and what we'd talk about. Well, this week I want to know just who you'd slap the livin' stank-stank out of if you had the chance to do so without fear of recourse or retaliation.
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This is not, I repeat, NOT a chance to rehash old beefs on BAF for whatever reason. Please keep your responses directed at celebrities and well-known people in the media only. Don't even try and play me on this one! Aiight?! Delta Uniform November, Mawfuggas!
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There are a lot of mofos out there who deserve to get that azz tighted up on the regular but limit it to 5 shall we.
1. OJ Simpson - Y'all know I just wish he'd run head first into a Japanese bullet train. 
Not because I believe he did kill his wife; but because he wouldn't just disappear after Johnnie [Cochran] got him off.
2. Jayson Williams (former NBA player) - Y'all know he killed that chauffeur at his mansion with that shotgun years ago but beat the murder charges. Recently he tried to commit suicide - Again!!! 
3. (former) Lt. Gov. Michael Steele, MD - For letting the Republicans use his blackness to try and lure wayward black and latino voters over to the RNC darkside.
4. R. Kelly - Y'all know he pee'd on that young girl. Y'all saw the tape.
5. Lindsay Lohan - One minute you're hetero; the next minute you're homo; and now you're back to hetero. 
Besides getting the Anne Hache foot in the ass award for being a dumbass, you get smacked just for being so gott-dayum confused and confusing.
What say you, BAF and BAF-ettes (lurkers)?
Brittany Spears - She should just wake up every morning and slap herself repeatedly just because.
Dennis Rodman - I like Dennis. A little crazy and deranged, but he's cool with me.
his crazy behind!
on 4/29/09 11:46 pm, edited 4/29/09 11:46 pm - syracuse, NY
IL former governor ...dude just take your punishment like a man
Chris brown
OJ
Michael Jackson....I miss cute Mike with the big nose
Mike Vic and all the other athletes who have/had a good thing going for them and mess it all up by doing dumb shiot....while the working class cant even get ahead
2 - the studio exec who cancelled Living Single - that was my SHOW!!!
3 - the studio exec who cancelled Girlfriends - see #2
4 - The Rock's wife - I don't care WHAT he was doing - you don't let a man THAT fine go!!!
5 - Michael Vick - for trusting his relatives when he started making $$ - niccas will drag you down EVERYTIME!!!!
6 - Rihanna - just cause she's used to it.
7 - he's not famous - BUT - my baby daddy. I'm not getting any money, might as well hand out an azz whoopin
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I'm pissed at you for just getting into The Wire. Omar is the bugg-out!2 - the studio exec who cancelled Living Single - that was my SHOW!!!
Uh... It was time to go. Yeah... C'mon, Mack. It was time.
3 - the studio exec who cancelled Girlfriends - see #2
I think I'm more pissed at the chick who played Toni's character leaving the show. She did one commercial after Girlfriends and we haven't seen her since.
LOL! I just couldn't get into the Wire before now!!! LOL
I didn'****ch any of Sex in the City until after it was cancelled either - now I am a total fan!!! LOL
And I LOVE me some Living Single - Ragine is the SHIOT!!!!!!
and you are SO right about ole girl that played Toni - she's going to learn the same lesson as ole boy that left NYPD Blue thinking he was the bomb - then couldn't get a chec****il CSI Miami picked him up - now he's not letting that go for ANYTHING!!!!!
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