the return of rant n' rave friday

gmornting.  no requirements, you can throw confetti or bricks.  what's on ya mind kinfolk? 

Lemme see...where do I start?

I got a dayum ticket 2 days ago!  I was stopped because the policeman said I ran a red light.  WTF were you lurking at 4:30 am?  I admit I used my womanly charms and only got cited for not having my seatbelt on.....but I STILL gotta pay $81.
I know...stupid me!

I have an azzhole who just won't take NO for an answer.  How many ways do you have to tell a nicca "I don't want to be bothered?  Leave me the hell alone?  He had the nerve to leave me a message last night (because I don't answer his calls anymore) saying: "You know I must love you if I keep coming back trying to get with you?   WTF!!!!!!!!!!  All it does is tell me you are a dumb mofo!

**note to Trish** Yes, this is who you think it is and I don't care how many bills he wants to pay...I'm DONE!

To put the icing on the cake....How in the hell did I overdraw my account?????   I'm a grown azz woman....what the hell was I thinking?????? 

Ok, I think I'll stop here before y'all think I have TOTALLY lost it!

I feel for you sista.  Here's a hug,


  Ya know.  I think Kim has lost it.


  Have you heard?  Kim got frostbit!

 Nicca.  Don't you ever let me hear you say again, Kim just talks ****

  Yeah I heard Kim knew a dumb mofo who wasn't ****

Kim, sign this contract please.  It's the rights to your story for a book and movie, Kim! All Aross the BBQ Pit!

 Yeah I heard it too on the backline.  Plain as day - Kim found $81 but lost it.

  whenever i wanna get rid of a man i just tell him i love him.   LOL!! 

She loves me?!  Yipes!!  Oh **** 

  smdh

Gurl.....you ain't neva lied....worked for me but doggonit  I was trying to keep him!!! I got this memo too dayum late....LOL! Seriously though.... I miss me some of him

hope springs eternal gurl, you sure you can't run toward him in slow motion?   and if not then life's too short and you too cute, neeeeeeeehhhx-'T.  

LOL! Show you right Marlo T.....Neeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxtttttttt! 

Kim....I am right with you on the ticket.....I got one last week.....for rolling through a stop sign....Well I thought I had a good reason but the officer wasn't buying....got me 3 points and $115  fine.  Never had points in my life....I am still mad about this....more  mad at myself.... well at least those stop signs  are more life size now....have me stopping on a dime.  Hope all gets better for ya.