My Surgery reasons
Some are serious, some are funny, but true (And in NO particular order)
1. Too much heart disease, HBP, high cholestorol, strokes, diabetes in my fam. (and not all are real big - thick to big). I wanna decrease my chances.
2. My heart and my joints have cussed me out and threatened to walk out on me for what I've done to them. They ask what did they do to me to deserve this - especially my poor itty bitty ankles.
3. My essence has gone - no self confidence and it's spilling into other places - I want to get my mental better so my spirtuality gets better too.
4. Tired of trying to outsmart other big girls and find websites to buy clothes so I'm not just stuck in Lane Bryant gear... segueway to...
5. Tired of paying no less than $50 for a pair of pants and $39.50 for a cute blouse - unless I have a $25 off of $75, $50 off of $150, $75 off of $225 coupon. Mad Torrid (one of my online stores) started opening across the country).
6. I cant' fit on Six Flags rides.
7. Got denied a job b/c I was fat
8. As a fat girl, I'm only en vogue w/ the fellas during the winter... Warm body and ish. That warm body is a liability in 90 degree weather.
9. Buying special pantyliners for side 14 and above.
10. Damn fibromyalgia... fat pain and fatigue on top of that?? Not a good look.
11. I wanna cross my legs
12. I want my thighs to stop fighting/negotiating with each other... (Say, Right...if you let me by, I'll let you by). I also want the sun to shine between them again... and stop the fat bumps from coming...
13. So that I won't get embarassed when a man is going for a ride on the southern route, he will no longer be able to use my stomach as a rest area to head back north.
14. Less time to shave! (less territory to cover - dehairing is a 5 hour process for these thighs).
15. To be able to take a bath and be able to get out of the tub, or to get in w/o flooding the bathroom floor.
16. Less stretching to wash my butt, back thighs.
17.Stop explaining old pics are me- "That's not you!!"
18. Stop being happy when I go to reunions that I'm not the only chic who got fat... but wait, they have kids... what's my excuse?
19. So I can go to Ryan's or Golden Corral and not get those sideway glances (but Ryan's bread is the ish - and I'm not a big bread eater!!)
20.I can lose this feeling: you know when you wear pants/jeans that are tight on your gut and you unbutton them? The moment air hits it, your skin starts itching.
21. Hearing a rip and wondering if you tore your pants or drawahs.
22. Speaking of: matching boobie keepers and drawahs, not just coordinate!
23.To shop at Stein Mart, Marshall's, TJ Maxx and actually find something
24. To wear stillettos ALL day instead of partial, b/c not only do they hurt your feet, but I'm scared I'll break the heel!
25. Isaiah 40:31 - Literally: To run and not get weary, they shall run and not get faint!!!
I could go on, but 25 seems like a cool #. And take it as a joke, and not that I'm doing it for the wrong reasons - these are merely the intrinsic side effects that I plan on enjoying!
1. Too much heart disease, HBP, high cholestorol, strokes, diabetes in my fam. (and not all are real big - thick to big). I wanna decrease my chances.
2. My heart and my joints have cussed me out and threatened to walk out on me for what I've done to them. They ask what did they do to me to deserve this - especially my poor itty bitty ankles.
3. My essence has gone - no self confidence and it's spilling into other places - I want to get my mental better so my spirtuality gets better too.
4. Tired of trying to outsmart other big girls and find websites to buy clothes so I'm not just stuck in Lane Bryant gear... segueway to...
5. Tired of paying no less than $50 for a pair of pants and $39.50 for a cute blouse - unless I have a $25 off of $75, $50 off of $150, $75 off of $225 coupon. Mad Torrid (one of my online stores) started opening across the country).
6. I cant' fit on Six Flags rides.
7. Got denied a job b/c I was fat
8. As a fat girl, I'm only en vogue w/ the fellas during the winter... Warm body and ish. That warm body is a liability in 90 degree weather.
9. Buying special pantyliners for side 14 and above.
10. Damn fibromyalgia... fat pain and fatigue on top of that?? Not a good look.
11. I wanna cross my legs
12. I want my thighs to stop fighting/negotiating with each other... (Say, Right...if you let me by, I'll let you by). I also want the sun to shine between them again... and stop the fat bumps from coming...
13. So that I won't get embarassed when a man is going for a ride on the southern route, he will no longer be able to use my stomach as a rest area to head back north.
14. Less time to shave! (less territory to cover - dehairing is a 5 hour process for these thighs).
15. To be able to take a bath and be able to get out of the tub, or to get in w/o flooding the bathroom floor.
16. Less stretching to wash my butt, back thighs.
17.Stop explaining old pics are me- "That's not you!!"
18. Stop being happy when I go to reunions that I'm not the only chic who got fat... but wait, they have kids... what's my excuse?
19. So I can go to Ryan's or Golden Corral and not get those sideway glances (but Ryan's bread is the ish - and I'm not a big bread eater!!)
20.I can lose this feeling: you know when you wear pants/jeans that are tight on your gut and you unbutton them? The moment air hits it, your skin starts itching.
21. Hearing a rip and wondering if you tore your pants or drawahs.
22. Speaking of: matching boobie keepers and drawahs, not just coordinate!
23.To shop at Stein Mart, Marshall's, TJ Maxx and actually find something
24. To wear stillettos ALL day instead of partial, b/c not only do they hurt your feet, but I'm scared I'll break the heel!
25. Isaiah 40:31 - Literally: To run and not get weary, they shall run and not get faint!!!
I could go on, but 25 seems like a cool #. And take it as a joke, and not that I'm doing it for the wrong reasons - these are merely the intrinsic side effects that I plan on enjoying!
I have an @$$h*le, therefore I have an opinion. or two... or forty
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KSK?
You have serious issues. lol
but you're alright with me. :)
You have serious issues. lol
but you're alright with me. :)
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Plutach. Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.
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on 4/29/09 1:19 am, edited 4/29/09 1:26 am - syracuse, NY
on 4/29/09 1:19 am, edited 4/29/09 1:26 am - syracuse, NY
That was a good list Ma ...and I am not laughing at you but laughing with you cause I can so relate....I am going to add to your list ....To wear shorts that wouldn bunch up in the middle
so I wouldnt sweat like a fountain in the summer heat
to keep my thighs from starting a fire when I wore pantyhose
Pay less money for my clothing
To keep future shoes from leaning to the left
KSK:
I agree with: 1, 2, 4, 5 hell yeah # 5!, 6 yes so embarrassing, 9 hated it,.......11!....oh yes;.........# 12...if you two don't stop fighting I'm going to give you something to fight about
!....15, 20, 22, 23, 24!
I love it!
I agree with: 1, 2, 4, 5 hell yeah # 5!, 6 yes so embarrassing, 9 hated it,.......11!....oh yes;.........# 12...if you two don't stop fighting I'm going to give you something to fight about
!....15, 20, 22, 23, 24! I love it!
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. Philippians 4:13 NKJV
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