OT: Sex in the City vs. Fuggin in da Hood

1 - Exactly - they rolled tight with the rules
 
2- Maybe IF bruhs would try to be honest consistently - you could stop getting caught up

3 - yea - whatever

4 - mofo - you SO did no****ch the damn series!!!  Miranda didn't want kids AT ALL!!!!  she was PISSED about being pregnant cause she just wanted to be a lawyer FOREVER!!!!!

try to stay on the parts that you KNOW from the movie, okay?  you got over 4 seasons of history that you have no clue about.  typical brother - didn't we just cover yall making assumptions about us biotches?

 

1 - Exactly - they rolled tight with the rules

****  These days you got to.  Swine flu ain't the only thing going around.
 
2- Maybe IF bruhs would try to be honest consistently - you could stop getting caught up

Never dat.  You know a brotha gotta run his game.  I'm not saying it's right but you know a brotha don't feel right until he can use one his patented, "C'mon girl...  You know I lubs you..." lines.

3 - yea - whatever

4 - mofo - you SO did no****ch the damn series!!!  Miranda didn't want kids AT ALL!!!!  she was PISSED about being pregnant cause she just wanted to be a lawyer FOREVER!!!!!

I watched it.  I was just fuggin with you.  Cmon girl...  You know I lubs you...  <---- See.

 

 

Hey Kid!  What's up?

1) Its considered whorish? Damn I guess I need to change my ways. (LOL)
2) How about bruhs be honest and if you are out 'dating' that's cool, but quit trying to lead a chick on like she's the only one when she's really only your Friday chick.
3) Its possible.  My best friend is a college roommate.  Our circle has grown to include the wives of her husbands friends.  We all get along fine and plan trips together.
4) Umm if you had watched the series Miranda's hubby was originally her baby daddy.

Hey Kid!  What's up?

Not a helluva whole lot.  What's new with you, Ma?

1) Its considered whorish? Damn I guess I need to change my ways. (LOL)

You closet sex-freak you.

2) How about bruhs be honest and if you are out 'dating' that's cool, but quit trying to lead a chick on like she's the only one when she's really only your Friday chick.

Yeah like she'd give him head like she's a Saturday night trick spending the night into Sunday morning if he did that.

3) Its possible.  My best friend is a college roommate.  Our circle has grown to include the wives of her husbands friends.  We all get along fine and plan trips together.

Until that one fateful night on a vacation to a campsite that one of the husbands is lying in bed in his cabin and can't get you and your chest off of his mind. (It happens)  The next morning he keeps making subtle passes at you and his wife, who's no dummy, picks on that ****  Next thing you know, everybody is suddenly too busy to vacation together anymore...

4) Umm if you had watched the series Miranda's hubby was originally her baby daddy.

By choice.

1) Its considered whorish? Damn I guess I need to change my ways. (LOL)

You closet sex-freak you.

Not really in the closet about it, but whatevab

2) How about bruhs be honest and if you are out 'dating' that's cool, but quit trying to lead a chick on like she's the only one when she's really only your Friday chick.

Yeah like she'd give him head like she's a Saturday night trick spending the night into Sunday morning if he did that.

You'd be suprised.  Not every chick is looking for a husband or long term commitment.  Some are just looking to have fun.

3) Its possible.  My best friend is a college roommate.  Our circle has grown to include the wives of her husbands friends.  We all get along fine and plan trips together.

Until that one fateful night on a vacation to a campsite that one of the husbands is lying in bed in his cabin and can't get you and your chest off of his mind. (It happens)  The next morning he keeps making subtle passes at you and his wife, who's no dummy, picks on that ****  Next thing you know, everybody is suddenly too busy to vacation together anymore...

Actually one of the hubbies flirts with me all the time.  No one's worried he's gonna leave his wife for the fat chick in the group though.  And I gave up marrieed men a long time ago.

4) Umm if you had watched the series Miranda's hubby was originally her baby daddy.

By choice

I might be wrong but I don't think anyone really signs up to be a baby's mama.

Naw - I would sign up to be a baby mama.....

Of Dwayne Johnson AKA the ROCK
Of any one of the 1st round draft picks of the NBA (not NFL - they money ain't guranteed)
Of a bidness man on par with Donald Trump
Of a LONG list of Hollywood actors banking 10 million PER year or more.....

well - you get the idea.... hell - I will have a senior citizen's kid - did you know Social Security pays child support in those cases? 

You are a hot azz mess!!

But I'm feeling you on Dwayne Johnson

Hell, if Martha Stewart or Oprah would agree to go get surgery to look like Halle Berry did in Swordfish, I have their baby. 

Yeah, umm have fun pushing something the size of a canteloupe through.  And umm I thought  you liked thick women, and Halle didn't come close to a piar of D's in that movie.  Just sayin'

I got a trick up my sleeve...  I'd just poop in the toilet bowl and say it was a miscarriage. 

Yeah Halle got to get her weight up in that department.  Can't have no women sporting a pair of mosquito bites and calling them breasts.  Not on my watch.