Another escapee from Idiot Island.........

Since it's slow and boring - figured we could talk about the LAMEST game we have ever come across.......

My new story happened yesterday - lil shawty I been flirting with for YEARS and had set up several 'dates' but he would cop out or on the last one, stood me up.  He's off the 'who can get it list' permanently - but he keeps trying....

anyhoo - he's sexting me yesterday with directions to his apt and pics of him all barechested and LL Cool J sexy...........

THEN I take a closer look at the pic - there's a BABY crawling on the floor in the background.... HUH???  Wait - your son is 3 or 4 now - ARE YOU TRYING TO GAME ME WITH AN OLD PIC????

Had to tell homie even IF he was still on the list - my p*ssy ain't a pizza..... I don't do delivery.

Aiight - you next - what lame game has been thrown your way lately?????

ETA:  In case yall ask the question... why do I still talk to homie - simple - when BAF gets boring - easy way to pass the time...... LOL!!!! 

MM;

Girl you are a hot mess! But I hear you!

Thats  mess lol.

I think my worst was the girls and I went out for a dinner party. Waiting outside the restaurant to be called some guy rolled by as the passenger of a friends car and decided to try to talk to me. Pulled a line saying if I me and a friend got in the car they would take us to dinner. Do I look that stupid! Besides we were already AT a resturant. I wanted to smack him.

my p*ssy ain't a pizza..... I don't do delivery.
YOU STUPID!!! ROTFLMAO 

Is that an old pic or does he have a new one???

I don't know anyone that has a cell phone these days that's 3 or 4 years old besides my momma.

it's either an old pic or he has a new baby he hasn't told me about.

Either way - the deal is 86'd!  LOL  I think it was an old pic.

Hmmm...

what happend to "Harpo's my man now/I'm getting married?"  Shouldn't that have 86'd the deal?  

  oh - ummm - of course!!!!

I was meaning - you know, AFTER that reason..... yea - I mean - that was a given.....




but - why you bullshiotting - while THAT lame game mofo was texting me, my boo was too - sayin he was done with work, picking up my daughter and would be at my crib waiting on me when I got off so we could have dinner together..... so that lil sexting thing wasn't working AT ALL - just bullshiot to pass the day - bird in the HAND....... beats the bush every time!

Lol, I agree.  Temptation is a mother though sometimes even when it is meant to just be a time waster.

True that *black gloved fist in the air** TRUE THAT!!!!

especially for my ADD azz...... LOL!