OT - Wine me and dine me

1) Barack and Michelle - I would like to see the real them, the them nobody sees. Like I wonder if Barack curses and let's his cigarette hang out his mouth.  They just seem like they'd bee cool as hell to hang out with .

I think Barack curses.  I know I would if I were him.  What is Michelle gonna do, tell on me?  Nope.

2) Oprah - to ask her if she would be willing to adopt me and mikayla

I asked her already and she said she'd think about it and get back to you.

3) Jay Z - To ask him why he abandoned me and Mikayla for BeYAWNce!!!!

He said he was on "da ROC!!!"

4) Chris Webber - just so he can smile at me with those beautiful TEETH! 

They're fake.  His real teeth look like orange PEZ candies. 

5) Biggie and Tupac - to find out what the hell really happened

What had happen was...  Well I can't tell you what had happened because...  um...  all I can say is that they are both dead because of what had happened.

 

Hey sweetie,  Had to think about this for a minute.  So here goes....

1) Jesus - " Thank you, thank you, thank you.... I love you so much.  Can we just go now?"

2) Adam - "Stop blaming Eve!  You suppose to be the head of this  family!"

3) Eve - "What the #&^$%$Q$ were you thinking ???!!!   The snake shouldn't have just talked to you!  He should have bit your stoopid azz!!!"

4) Pontius Pilatus - "Don't let me catch your punk azz!"

5) You - " hehehehe...hahahahaha...giggle,giggle,giggle..."

1) Jesus - " Thank you, thank you, thank you.... I love you so much.  Can we just go now?"

"No.  But I'll let you know when though."

2) Adam - "Stop blaming Eve!  You suppose to be the head of this  family!"

"But...  She beats me."

3) Eve - "What the #&^$%$Q$ were you thinking ???!!!   The snake shouldn't have just talked to you!  He should have bit your stoopid azz!!!"

"What was I thinkin.  Guuuuuurl, that snake was talkin to a sista.  Heeeyy!" 

4) Pontius Pilatus - "Don't let me catch your punk azz!"

"Well come on, Cleatus...  You may walk over here but you'll sure limp back!"

5) You - " hehehehe...hahahahaha...giggle,giggle,giggle..."

 "BOOP!  If you would like to make a call, please hang up and dial again..."

If you could invite 5 celebrities, people of interest, or well-known folks to dinner and conversation who would they be?  What would you talk with them about?


1. Bill Gates
2. Donald Trump
3. Hugh Hefner
4. Bob Johnson (figure it out)
5. Tiger Woods (figure it out)

I'd have my girl-mob under the bed...in the closet.....no questions....no convo....

Hi Dedee,

I feel honored that you responded to one of my posts.  How's things been going with you lately?

I've responded to SEVERAL of your posts....you just don't remember cos it was about sports and you are ashamed

That must've been a football post where my GIANTS were perhaps losing.  That's okay, we'll be back in it this fall.