OT - Wine me and dine me
Shaq and Kobe......... to see why they couldn't get along
Oprah.......... to say thank you back in the days her shows helped me alot I had anger issues
Micheal Jackson........... to see if hes really that crazy
Juanita Jordan ............. Mike was the greatest player of all time was he that great in
always been on my mind 
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What the dilly, Yo?
First of all, I think Tyler Perry is gay. 
I don't know why I think that, nor am I gonna try and take the taste test to prove it, but I do believe he is or could be for some reason. Now I know what you're thinking, Double_Ayy it's because he plays Madea... No! Martin Lawrence played Shan Nay Nay, his own mom, and the Big Mama characters and I don't get that kinda vibe from him. But as for Tyler, yep... I think he is.
I would invite Oprah to my little dinner soiree too but the whole time she and I would be fighting to take control of the conversations. She'd be asking me, "So why do I repeatedly objectify us women by reducing us to our beautiful breasts..." and then also trying to chastise me on other things as well that she thinks I may or may not have said about the sistas in the past (Ladies, y'all Double_Ayy is down for the sistas, but he does love a thick bowl of "coochie a la mode" too. 
Don't get it twisted. Ya heard?) The whole time I'd be pretending to listen to her talk **** to me, I'd be staring at her rack thinking, "Dayum. I'll bet Steadman be having a good ole time with those juggs right there. Jeez..."
Hell, I'll say it.
Bernard Madoff: Wheres the dayum money man?
Sasha & Malia Obama:Do you ever really want to look at other kids and go Na Na Na Na Na
?Angelina Jolie: Why are you rubbing Jennifer Aniston's nose in it so deep.....I mean dayum!!!
But Ultimately....I would want to be in a room with Mother Teresa, Ghandi and The Dahli Lama all at once and say.....Tell me how you really feel? I bet that would be some awesome thought provoking dialogue.
Have a great weekend....I am out!
As for Angelina Jolie, the only thing I'd want to know from her is does Brad Pitt actually breakdown and cry whenever he's away from her sexually for more than a week.
Anytime a woman can make a man leave someone portrayed as wholesome as Jennifer Aniston has been portrayed by the media must have the womanly intrigue that Bathsheba had to entice King David and give him a Royal Woody; that Eve used to persuade Adam to eat the apple knowing good and well that he didn't even like fruit; and that Delilah used to on Samson to have him telling more important secrets than a brotha trying to buy his freedomw down at the jailhouse. I don't know bout y'all but that chick got some straight Voodoo up in her panty-drawers. 
You just wrong!
HMMM OK, Lemme see
1) Barack and Michelle - I would like to see the real them, the them nobody sees. Like I wonder if Barack curses and let's his cigarette hang out his mouth. They just seem like they'd bee cool as hell to hang out with .
2) Oprah - to ask her if she would be willing to adopt me and mikayla
3) Jay Z - To ask him why he abandoned me and Mikayla for BeYAWNce!!!!
4) Chris Webber - just so he can smile at me with those beautiful TEETH!
5) Biggie and Tupac - to find out what the hell really happened
6) I know you said 5 but MAYA Angelou, i'd invite her just to hear her speak. She would probably take up the whole conversation during dinner but I know I'd be in awe of her voice.
I was once a mess!! My mess is now my message!! WLS saves lives!! I'm living proof!I see that we have similar people but different reasons. Why you always got to be so hard on my girl B? I see she puts you to sleep (BeYAWNce). You wrong for that one. LOL!!!
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. ~Author Unknown
