OT - Wine me and dine me
Ayy yo,
I didn't get a chance to stop by the barbershop yesterday so now I'm wolfing it to some degree.
Anywhoo...
Had I gone there I was going to ask my fellow patrons the following question(s):
1. If you could invite 5 celebrities, people of interest, or well-known folks to dinner and conversation who would they be? What would you talk with them about?
Pres. Barack Obama - "When you feel sad, do you call up John McCain and go
?"
Whoopi Goldberg - "Do you ever wanna slap the living stank-stank outta that chick Elisabeth Hasselbeck just on GP?"
OJ Simpson - "Nicca, go kill yourself! Now! Just go right over there to the men's room and blow your brains out. Thank you."
Lee (from BAF) - "Woman, how do you get so motivated to work out so much like you do? Can you pass some of that my way. Geez!"
Will Smith - "Man, lemme hold $5 million."
If given the chance, BAF, what 5 would you invite and what would you talk to them about?
I didn't get a chance to stop by the barbershop yesterday so now I'm wolfing it to some degree.
Anywhoo...
Had I gone there I was going to ask my fellow patrons the following question(s):
1. If you could invite 5 celebrities, people of interest, or well-known folks to dinner and conversation who would they be? What would you talk with them about?
Pres. Barack Obama - "When you feel sad, do you call up John McCain and go
?"Whoopi Goldberg - "Do you ever wanna slap the living stank-stank outta that chick Elisabeth Hasselbeck just on GP?"
OJ Simpson - "Nicca, go kill yourself! Now! Just go right over there to the men's room and blow your brains out. Thank you."
Lee (from BAF) - "Woman, how do you get so motivated to work out so much like you do? Can you pass some of that my way. Geez!"
Will Smith - "Man, lemme hold $5 million."
If given the chance, BAF, what 5 would you invite and what would you talk to them about?
right now, after reading this...the only person I'd like to invite to dinner would be YOU!
DOUBLE_AYY - How was your childhood? Are you genuinely this crazy er'dayum day? Do you live to make folk laugh...or do you just say - F-it...Imma say what imma say...and er'body else...can kick rocks! ARE YOU A GENIUS? HIGH I.Q.?
And...the ultimate question...ARE YOUR BUDDIES JUST AS CRAZY (OR MORE)?
DOUBLE_AYY - How was your childhood? Are you genuinely this crazy er'dayum day? Do you live to make folk laugh...or do you just say - F-it...Imma say what imma say...and er'body else...can kick rocks! ARE YOU A GENIUS? HIGH I.Q.?
And...the ultimate question...ARE YOUR BUDDIES JUST AS CRAZY (OR MORE)?
I choose to love myself, live life to the fullest, and encourage others to liberate themselves!
How was your childhood?
Pretty ****** up! But why you gotta bring up old ****
Are you genuinely this crazy er'dayum day?
Based on what my therapist charges me I'd say yeah. Either that or the bee-yotch is just padding her bill.
Do you live to make folk laugh...
No. I live to eat can't you tell? That's why my fat azz is over here on BAF talkin' **** er'ryday.
or do you just say - F-it...Imma say what imma say...
Yeah I do, do that - a lot. I think once you hit about 40 like I have your "try-not-to-hurt-people's-feelings-all-the-dayum-time" meter either runs out of energy or gets broken. But essentially I'm not a bad dude. I still kiss my grandma's picture good night every night.
and er'body else...can kick rocks!
**** Hell yeah they can. It's all about me, Baby-Bay bay. Can't you smell what the Double_Ayy is cookin'?
ARE YOU A GENIUS? HIGH I.Q.?
Me a GENIUS?! No.
High I.Q.?! No. I'm stoopid as hell, to quote #1 Mack Mama. And she keeps calling me Cole.
I told her that my name is Aaron and that she can call me Double_Ayy but she insists on calling me "stoopid" and then "Cole". Cole must be her first pet when she was a kid or something. Stoopid is just my mom's nickname for me. I think...
And...the ultimate question...ARE YOUR BUDDIES JUST AS CRAZY (OR MORE)?DOUBLE_AYY -
Now see I was thinking that the ultimate question would be something like, "Do you believe in God?" or "How do you stand on abortion?" or perhaps "Do you leave the toilet seat up when you're done?" But no you want to know if my buddies are just as crazy as I am or moreso.
Gott-dayum it!
Dem mawfuggas ain't even around me here on BAF and people still be asking about their azzes. I told y'all once before that they were a bunch of male-hoes. All they want to do is jump to the next hole like a bunny rabbit with ADD who's late for an appointment.
Crazy? I guess if you call "still trying to bang anything that moves" in this day and age of HIV and such out there in the streets. Yeah that's pretty crazy to me. But they are still my mawfuggas though. So... Go figure.
Pretty ****** up! But why you gotta bring up old ****
Are you genuinely this crazy er'dayum day?
Based on what my therapist charges me I'd say yeah. Either that or the bee-yotch is just padding her bill.
Do you live to make folk laugh...
No. I live to eat can't you tell? That's why my fat azz is over here on BAF talkin' **** er'ryday.
or do you just say - F-it...Imma say what imma say...
Yeah I do, do that - a lot. I think once you hit about 40 like I have your "try-not-to-hurt-people's-feelings-all-the-dayum-time" meter either runs out of energy or gets broken. But essentially I'm not a bad dude. I still kiss my grandma's picture good night every night.
and er'body else...can kick rocks!
**** Hell yeah they can. It's all about me, Baby-Bay bay. Can't you smell what the Double_Ayy is cookin'?
ARE YOU A GENIUS? HIGH I.Q.?
Me a GENIUS?! No.
High I.Q.?! No. I'm stoopid as hell, to quote #1 Mack Mama. And she keeps calling me Cole. I told her that my name is Aaron and that she can call me Double_Ayy but she insists on calling me "stoopid" and then "Cole". Cole must be her first pet when she was a kid or something. Stoopid is just my mom's nickname for me. I think... And...the ultimate question...ARE YOUR BUDDIES JUST AS CRAZY (OR MORE)?DOUBLE_AYY -
Now see I was thinking that the ultimate question would be something like, "Do you believe in God?" or "How do you stand on abortion?" or perhaps "Do you leave the toilet seat up when you're done?" But no you want to know if my buddies are just as crazy as I am or moreso.
Gott-dayum it!
Dem mawfuggas ain't even around me here on BAF and people still be asking about their azzes. I told y'all once before that they were a bunch of male-hoes. All they want to do is jump to the next hole like a bunny rabbit with ADD who's late for an appointment.
Crazy? I guess if you call "still trying to bang anything that moves" in this day and age of HIV and such out there in the streets. Yeah that's pretty crazy to me. But they are still my mawfuggas though. So... Go figure.
Lebron James - "Please, please, please bring home the NBA championship this year!" and we would be having an early celebration in honor of him being the MVP for this year!
Jill Scott - Just to let her know that I 'feel' her words and LOVE her songs. Also to congratulate her on her newborn son.
President Obama -
- I would be speechless....in awe of all he has and WILL accomplish.
I need to put more thought in the choice of the other two...I'll come back to update.
Good post Aaron!
Jill Scott - Just to let her know that I 'feel' her words and LOVE her songs. Also to congratulate her on her newborn son.
President Obama -
- I would be speechless....in awe of all he has and WILL accomplish.I need to put more thought in the choice of the other two...I'll come back to update.
Good post Aaron!The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey
LeBron James---can yo monkey asse keep up this b-balling you doing? Do I need to slap some consistency in yo asse, cause you known to **** up a championship!? ~roll eyes~
Hey Kim ~smooches~
Hey Kim ~smooches~
I focus not on my disabilty; my focus is on my ABILITIES.
(Dedee, 2009)
My hearing impairment ENABLES me, not disables me.
(Dedee, 2008)
~Dedee
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