Talk about it Tuesday

1.  Pay off my student loans
2.  Pay off my mom's medical bills which would convince her to continue with her chemotherapy.
3.  Pay off my dad's debt so he wouldn't have to file for bankruptcy again

Dayum...  Pops been messin' with those ponies again huh?  That's messed up.  He'll be aiight...  That reminds me....




Ayy yo...  Lemme get $5 on "Drop ya Drawz" in the 5th and put $10 on "Who's dat Lady, Real Real, Fine Lady" in the 9th.  Oh and don't forget to get me "Shake ya Ass, bu****ch ya'self" to show in the 3rd...

2.  Buy my mama a house (a third of the size of mine in the back of my mansion - can't have mama walking in on all the buckett-nekkidness that I plan to have going on in mine now can we ).

1. pay off all my bills
2.  Buy me a house big enough  so that my momma can move in and I never hear or see her or my son either.  I just want to know that they are there when I need them.  And hire a fulltime staff to cook, clean and maintain the house because ain't no way I'm cleaning all that.
3.  Buy a small secluded island and have people pay me to ship their deadbeat baby mommas and daddies there.  Fees would include the midnight kidnapping, packing and shipping they tired asses away since they ain't doing nothing to help out anyway.  For an extra $100, we'll break a finger or two.  Being roughed up is included in the initial fee.

@ For an extra $100, we'll break a finger or two. 

You're way too violent!  Let's be friends.

1. buy my mom a brownstone on the east coast

2. pay family's bills

3. buy a permanent spot with my school board...build a fab computer lab for my classroom....furnish all my 5th graders with laptops....and teach Math in my cpu lab

I like the fact that you would hook the kiddies up with their own computer class lab and stuff.  We need more people like you.    

1.  buy 2 new homes & 1 condo (2 for me & hubby & 1 for my son)
2.  buy 6 vehicles (2 for me, 2 for hubby, 2 for my son)
3.  Hire an editor/photographer/publisher to publish & market every book I  ever wanted written & marketed.    Pocket & invest the rest of my money -- live off the interest & royalities

What about the chitlins?  Whose gonna cook the chitlins? 

I guess the first three things would be:

1) Tithe (gotta give God his first, my Bishop would love me)
2) Pay off my family's and my bills
2) Buy new homes and cars for the fam and me

You're right your Bishop would love you.  He'd be sportin a new Cadillac next week with your tithe.