Talk about it Tuesday

Why you and Shani got be all prejudice and shidd?  Shani buying a new ass.  You buying a nice ass house.  Why not a nice toe house; or a nice boobie house; a nice skull house.  

I guess the asses have it today.

Asses rule!!! 

1.  build the family compound on the other side of the equator
2.  buy my dream house in a town where they'd be sick to def to see me move in
3.  send everybody in the cypher a form letter from my accountant, sol rosenstein, instructing them to gather all of their debts and submit them to him for prompt payment, then hit em all off with their own preset chunky figure only upon the written condition that they never disclose where they got the money or who i am.   ain't doin the commercial, holdin up that 4 ft check, nunnadat....baby bye!

4.  send donna $20 for use of copyright.  lol

See, I thought you were gonna say that you'd replace one of those chicks on Real Hotlanta Housewives or something. 

As for moving, just mover next door to Rush Limbaugh and everynow and then have one of your servants throw some watermelon rinds or some raw pig parts onto his lawn.  He'd be sick.   

Pay Off the Bills

Remodel the the house or maybe just straight up buy me a new one

Get me some plastics that my insurance wont pay for

Plastics?!    Like explosives?  Dreadlocdiva I'm now officially concerned about you, DollFace.

Lets see:
1 ) Have me some babies!
Get my plastics tummy done and a good size 32 B and maybe some booty implants
2) Take a nice vacation with hubby and then take another one with all of our family with me picking up the tab
3) Buy our house and completley furni**** and then buy our immediate family houses and put tax money and utility money in escrow for ONE year
4)Buy me a minivan and join mocha momma's and go to school so when my kids get in school I can reenter the workforce much higher on the corporate chain than I began

booty implants?!  They can do that for real?

Ahhh dayum...

First Obama becomes President of the U.S. and now they making plastic bootys for the booty-impaired.  Do ya'll have to go to classes to learn how to make 'em clap?  The insurance should cover that under sign-language.

You know next they'll be coming up with brothas that cook AND do the dishes; Heroin that will get you high but won't get ya hooked; and student loans that disappear if you don't finish school.  Won't that be nice...

Oh Happy Day!
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Yep one way is taking some fat and giving you more of a lift...your girl is booty imparied but I'm proptioned correctly now I just wish I had a lil more "umph" in the back.

Booty clapping=sign language man you are SILLY! I am an insurance administrator so maybe I should do some actuary studies on claims experience to see if that's feasible  LOL

Hey, the way I figure it if the West Coast can throw up gang signs and certain African tribes can speak in clicks of the tongue then why not list "butt clappin" as a language and a way of speaking. 

I know when I'm in the strip club and I see a chick clappin her buttocks, it says to me, "Won't ya come and check up on it..."

 

BOYYYYYYY! You too much! Ima see if I can learn how to clap my jr size booty lol...