Talk about it Tuesday

Ayy yo...

Play along with me here, BAF:

You wake up to find that the wonderful dream that you've been having lately of being abundantly wealthy and healthy has actually come true.  Your bank account is overflowing with money (I'm talking mega rich, y'all); your PCP/Surgeon/Nutrtitionist says that you are good to G-O; and all you have left to do is to "do you." 

What are the first three things you would try to accomplish?

1.  Pay off my student loans.
2.  Buy my mama a house (a third of the size of mine in the back of my mansion - can't have mama walking in on all the buckett-nekkidness that I plan to have going on in mine now can we ).
3.  Vacation for each month of the winter in a new spot - Cancun, Jamaica, Hawaii, etc...

What would three things would you do BAF?

1. Pay off my bills

2. Give my son my house and buy me a new one....somewhere without snow

3. Travel with family and friends

Good morning, Kimmie.

I definitely feel ya on the travel, but I would leave the family at home and take the friends instead.  My family would tend to get way to comfortable and start acting like I'm supposed to pick up the tab all the time on our little getaways.  They'd stop drinking Snapple Iced Tea and move on over to Long Island Ice Teas; stop eating Ben & Jerry's and step their big azzes up to Haagen_Daz; and just when you think it couldn't get any better they'd leave Red Lobster alone altogether and try to get me to cater every meal like they're at a dayum family reunion or something.

My friends would know that if they stepped outta line, I'd leave them stranded like a mofo in some foreign country, broke, busted, and utterly disgusted.

Lol.. Thats so true and funny!

Good Morning A!

LOL...both my family and friends KNOW I would leave there azz in a minute!

You paying student loans, too?  Man, I STILL owe them jokers.



1.  Give my 10th to the Lawd.

2.  Pay off the I.R.S then, the student loans.

3.  Bless EVERYBODY that I know.

4.  Get me some new boobies and get the fat removed from my back.  Then, find a specialist to work on my damaged thighs/legs.

5.  Buy that 6 series BMW that I've been oogling.

Now Cookie,

You know good and dayum well the Lawd would never see that money you mentioned in #1.  He'd be like me running up on cats down here on Earth talking about, "Lemme hold $5..." if he had to wait on you for that money.

And as for blessing EVERYBODY that I know... Sheeeeeeeeeeet!  Them folks better do like I did - go to sleep and wake up richer than a mawfucka.  I'm just sayin...

 

 

 

Hmmmmmmmm

1. Tell my supervisor to kiss my ass
2. Me and hubby stop at every hot vacation spot....showing our ass
3. Go buy me a new ass! Well maybe I better buy a new one before I show it. Ok switch #s 2 and 3

Shani, Shani, Shani...

What am I gonna do with you?  I can't even comment on those cause then I'd be an ass.

How are you doing these days, Hon?

Bruh ever since I had my plastic surgery I have dancing asses in my dreams! Now all I have to do is wait till 2010 and hussle this money up!

I'm doing real good, did a lil hanging out this weekend, and getting used to da new bod. It's funny being in unchartered waters now with sizes. But I aint getting no complaints from the hubby. All's good in the neighborhood!!