Douchebag or Dumbazz? You decide...
So, the other day my cousin comes up w/ the idea of us girls (5-6 cousins) going to Miami for Memorial day weekend. Cool. Somehow that turns into my project and I am burdened with the task of searching **** Not cool. Anyway, I did find some stuff, no decisions made as of LAST night when I talked to her. I wake up to a text this morning that reads "change in plans, let's make it a family trip and go to VA $200 per family for 4 days" My response is how is that more cost efficient than Miami, she says it's per family so if your brother comes you can spit it with him (not gonna happen)
Anywho she then calls me and starts talking about the hotel she wanted to reserve was in Pompano Beach 45 minutes away from MIA cuz she didn't wanna be staying in a roach motel etc and she wasn't impressed with the pics online. WTF???? So you think staying 45 minutes away guarantees a nice experience? Based on what? So then she gets into how her mama has a time share for VA and blah, blah, blah, I admittedly don't know much about time shares, but it seems to me there's a rip off in the works. if we have for example 6 nuclear families attending at $200 per family, thats $1200 Um, help me with that cause I'm perplexed.
I told her ass look, that's a DRASTIC deviation from the original plan and it doesn't save me any money so when you figga out what the **** the plan is you let me know and at that point I'll decide what I'm gonna do. Mind you if aunties'n-em come, that curtails any and all whorism.
SO DEN YA'LL conversation moves on to Easter dinner etc. and then out the blue she states we gonna have to find you a boyfriend. I said for ****** what? She goes you think you fabulous and got this new body you wanna show off and all. I said, first of all, I've always thought I was fabulous and I never said anything like that, YOU must think so though. Second the fact that I DON'T have a boyfriend works best for what you talking about, why would I want to be locked down? She was like no, you never said it like that but you have made comments.
*sidebar...*I* still look in the mirror and see a FATASS, when people tell me I look good I totally downplay it and at the height of my fattassery I thought I was hot **** The only thing that has changed is the size I buy
Oh, let me add that her "man" got them evicted and they're staying with her damn mama right now, he has no car, nor real job to speak of, I'm still not clear on what he does. A month ago she called me so done with him, wanting to start hanging out with me, then yesterday, she's talking about having a baby.
I don't know why I let someone so ignorant **** me off so bad but I'm pissed!!!!
DOUCHEBAG OR DUMBASS? YOU DECIDE.
Anywho she then calls me and starts talking about the hotel she wanted to reserve was in Pompano Beach 45 minutes away from MIA cuz she didn't wanna be staying in a roach motel etc and she wasn't impressed with the pics online. WTF???? So you think staying 45 minutes away guarantees a nice experience? Based on what? So then she gets into how her mama has a time share for VA and blah, blah, blah, I admittedly don't know much about time shares, but it seems to me there's a rip off in the works. if we have for example 6 nuclear families attending at $200 per family, thats $1200 Um, help me with that cause I'm perplexed.
I told her ass look, that's a DRASTIC deviation from the original plan and it doesn't save me any money so when you figga out what the **** the plan is you let me know and at that point I'll decide what I'm gonna do. Mind you if aunties'n-em come, that curtails any and all whorism.
SO DEN YA'LL conversation moves on to Easter dinner etc. and then out the blue she states we gonna have to find you a boyfriend. I said for ****** what? She goes you think you fabulous and got this new body you wanna show off and all. I said, first of all, I've always thought I was fabulous and I never said anything like that, YOU must think so though. Second the fact that I DON'T have a boyfriend works best for what you talking about, why would I want to be locked down? She was like no, you never said it like that but you have made comments.
*sidebar...*I* still look in the mirror and see a FATASS, when people tell me I look good I totally downplay it and at the height of my fattassery I thought I was hot **** The only thing that has changed is the size I buy
Oh, let me add that her "man" got them evicted and they're staying with her damn mama right now, he has no car, nor real job to speak of, I'm still not clear on what he does. A month ago she called me so done with him, wanting to start hanging out with me, then yesterday, she's talking about having a baby.
I don't know why I let someone so ignorant **** me off so bad but I'm pissed!!!!
DOUCHEBAG OR DUMBASS? YOU DECIDE.
It is never too late to be what you might have been
~George Eliot
No doubt. LOL
I feel you on letting things roll. I do it all the time cause I KNOW how my mind works and REALLY KNOW how I can just let things slip right on out my mouth without even a second thought.
As a kid, I used to get popped in the mouth for it..now..let's just say I've learned the hard way to keep some things to myself. But sometimes...folks just ask for it.....LMAO
I feel you on letting things roll. I do it all the time cause I KNOW how my mind works and REALLY KNOW how I can just let things slip right on out my mouth without even a second thought.
As a kid, I used to get popped in the mouth for it..now..let's just say I've learned the hard way to keep some things to myself. But sometimes...folks just ask for it.....LMAO
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey
Let me tell ya, it took YEARS for that filter to develop!
eta - It's a little easier online because I have a few seconds to think about it before I type it.
But giiiiiiiirrrrrl, IRL....it sometimes slips out before I know it, leaving me wondering whether I really said that out loud. LOL
eta - It's a little easier online because I have a few seconds to think about it before I type it.
But giiiiiiiirrrrrl, IRL....it sometimes slips out before I know it, leaving me wondering whether I really said that out loud. LOL
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey
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