O/T - Questions for the Brethren
One: That will never happen to him in this lifetime so on that note...jealousy is a motherf*
Two: You can't fix stupid. We've tried multiple times.
Three: I am going to get some sick perverse pleasure of watching his mental breakdown when he finally gets married and 5 years later finds out that his less than 3, "virgin" woman is secretly a hoe that is 3 times the less than 3 partners, has has sex for the simple physical act it is and already knew the lame azz shiot he thought he taught her.
LMAOOOOOOOO
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OR...If he manages to find a 3 or under and the ***** only gives it to him on Wednesday, which coinsidentally will be meat loaf night and these are the terms:
missionary only via hole in the sheet
no tongue kissing
lights out
no dirty talk
no head
no "manual massage"
no skeeting
upon completion sheets must be changed immediately.
G'luck w'dat
It is never too late to be what you might have been
~George Eliot
you forgot to detail the bathing regimine that has to take place before any of those other rules even start!!!! and WITH BLEACH!!!!
I don't just have issues, I have subscriptions! I'm saving on the newsstand price.......
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lol...
ya mamma....
Taw, shawty look here just b/c you round here handing that thing out of both pants legs and **** don't mean you can come at me like that b/c I say my opinion on something. Don't get it twisted I don't live in a glass house sweetie and I'm not dumb to the things you may think i'm dumb too. But thats your opinion about me and until that starts paying some bills around here keep that mofo to ya self shawty.....
