April Fools!!!

You are terrible D. That was funny but you are still terrible. LOL.

Dude, that's classic and on the real, I bet he took the queen home.

G, it was time consuming but oooooooooooooh so worth it. 

Andrea, well we kinda started early...  We called Eboni and Darius and told them that we received a letter in the mail stated that the reason their high school principle was fired was because he wasn't a real principle and they are doing a full investigation on him and that everyone from their high school that graduated in 2008 had to return back to the 12th grade to repeat... I also stated to them that none of their college credits would count and the bad thing about it all is that we lose all the money and that their scholarships are going to be withdrawn...

I told them that they needed to start packing and that we would be at the University to pick them up ASAP!!!

Those kids were OUTRAGED... My son was really upset because he plays semi-pro football and I told him... "I'm really pissed because I just sent you all that money to get your **** for this team"...  He was like, Dang ma' you can't do nothing!! LOL... I was like son... not this time... Eboni was like, well come and get me then... So I can just get the 12 grade out the way again, DANG mama...

So we just cracking inside... Then we yelled April Fools... LOL... Darius was like, man I was getting ready to cry...

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NOW, did I think I was getting away with that ish?  NOT......

I was in Newport News VA. yesterday and I got a text message from my daughter... WELL a picture TEXT... it was a tongue with a tongue ring on it...

I neva in my LIFE dialed her number so fast... LOL

Eboni... What the F*(*( is that?
It's my tongue ring...
WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT... how the hell you gone be a social worker talking to mutha f***** with a tongue ring in ya mouth... you can't talk as it is... girl, I done sent you to college yo a** done got tatted up... now you got a tongue ring... you know I'm coming down there and I'm kicking yo a**... I can't believe you did this... you... OMG... (I hung up on her)

Awllll hell naw... Pastor Theresa when I leave here, I'm going straight to her school... I'm kicking her a@@...

As a matter of fact... I'm calling her back... I was HEATED...

Eboni, does your brother know about this tongue ring in yo mouth... YEA mama... I'm 19... Eboni, I don't care how old you are... why would you get a tongue ring...

I'm still fussing... she's on the phone saying... Mama, Mama, Mama...... MAMA...

After I could get myself together... she goes, "You thought it was so funny calling us getting us upset about us returning back to high school... Well I think it's funny that your upset about my tongue ring".....

All double hell now... I'm not just gone bet yo a@@ I think I need to kill you... LOL... she goes well... April Fool's ME... April FOOL's YOU!!! LOL... I was relieved...

Then I go... FOR REAL... Did you do that.. She said NO ma... that was Stormy tongue... They was all in the background cracking up!!! LMAO...

So..... I won't be doing the April Fool's thang again... When the joke is on you... LAWD have Mercy!!!

  See - that's what YOU get!!!!!  That was some pretty crafty shiot right there - yall go HARD in tha PAINT!!!!!

If I was the prankin type - I could really do a doozy on some folk - but everybody knows I am the SERIOUS type - so it don't fly.......

She went GANSTA on her mama... LOL

Vonda  Sorry I missed your call yesterday. After I got off the phone with you I gave my daughter a bath and put her to bed. She wanted me to lay with her until she fell asleep. Which is a trick because what happens is I end up in her bed all night.


Now to your practical joke that was so funny!!! But what they did to you was even funnier.... OMG I am dying laughing here at work.

On facebook yesterday, One of my friends left in her status update saying " What if the doc told u you will not lve to see 35?  What would you do?  I dont know what will happen with my son. *tear*.  Everybody was sending her words of encoragement and freaking out.  Then she gone say April Fools.  I was ffeeling really sorry for the girl.

Now that's not funny. I never think joking about death is funny. I think in some strange way you may speak it into existance. I am weird like that.

Now THAT'S Comedy!