April Fools!!!
Morning lady...I've never got pranked on April fools day until yesterday. I received this crazy azz text message from a friend of mine cursing me out and then me being me...didn't finish reading it entirely...so I called his azz and SNAPPED...and I do mean SNAPPED off. He was like dayum boo...calm down...it was a April fools prank...finish reading the text message.
OMG...I felt so crazy...because I called him err'thing but a child of God. But told him...don't send me no crazy schitt like that...because I oftentimes don't finish reading emails and/or messages that have the words "***** u" in them.
I don't think he'll pull that on me again and he said to make it up...we're doing happy hour this evening...that fool had my pressure up for a minute.
So that's the only one I have.
OMG...I felt so crazy...because I called him err'thing but a child of God. But told him...don't send me no crazy schitt like that...because I oftentimes don't finish reading emails and/or messages that have the words "***** u" in them.
I don't think he'll pull that on me again and he said to make it up...we're doing happy hour this evening...that fool had my pressure up for a minute.
So that's the only one I have.
I think this is the WORSE Prank I've seen. I swear if I ever meet this boy, I'm going to hook him up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHSV_xVJjnM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHSV_xVJjnM
A few years ago, I used to work in a customer service office in this company. There was this one guy who swore he was THE MAN where women were concerned; that they all wanted him.
So, I put pen to paper, wrote the most nasty, tempting, flirtatious letter known to mankind about what she would to to him, HOW she would do it, what she though about him, etc.
The next part, was to buy a blank Hallmark card, get some cheap women's fragrance, spray it all over the card and envelope.
Finally, I got a woman in another department to write MY words onto the card in HER handwriting and sign it "Someone Who Admires A Great All-Day Sucker".
When he took a break, I walked by his workstation and causually left it atop his keyboard.
For days, after reading it with a grin on his face that first day, co-workers and I watched and listened as he talked about this woman who was "...on {my} chiot..." In fact, he spent days walking by women's desks, checking samples of their handwriting on the sly.
The next step was to do it again..(more raunchy this time)...only there would be a meeting place. A local bar. So, on the the night it was supposed to happen, we had gotten to the bar ahead of him, watched from the inside while he waited outside the bar. Waited for nearly a half-hour, watching every woman who walked near him as if she were the one. What he didn't know is that there was guy in one of the other business offices who used to walk in the gay drag balls in Harlem (anyone who has seen "Paris Is Burning" know what i'm talking about) and got him in on the joke. Now, this is a big dude, so there was no worry about him getting beating down by "Romeo". So, we're sitting there DYING with laughter when the drag queen finally shows up, and start talking to homeboy. He came into the bar with the queen, the laughter just got louder. I still get the chuckles when I speak with someone who was in that office at that time even now, years later.
So, I put pen to paper, wrote the most nasty, tempting, flirtatious letter known to mankind about what she would to to him, HOW she would do it, what she though about him, etc.
The next part, was to buy a blank Hallmark card, get some cheap women's fragrance, spray it all over the card and envelope.
Finally, I got a woman in another department to write MY words onto the card in HER handwriting and sign it "Someone Who Admires A Great All-Day Sucker".
When he took a break, I walked by his workstation and causually left it atop his keyboard.
For days, after reading it with a grin on his face that first day, co-workers and I watched and listened as he talked about this woman who was "...on {my} chiot..." In fact, he spent days walking by women's desks, checking samples of their handwriting on the sly.
The next step was to do it again..(more raunchy this time)...only there would be a meeting place. A local bar. So, on the the night it was supposed to happen, we had gotten to the bar ahead of him, watched from the inside while he waited outside the bar. Waited for nearly a half-hour, watching every woman who walked near him as if she were the one. What he didn't know is that there was guy in one of the other business offices who used to walk in the gay drag balls in Harlem (anyone who has seen "Paris Is Burning" know what i'm talking about) and got him in on the joke. Now, this is a big dude, so there was no worry about him getting beating down by "Romeo". So, we're sitting there DYING with laughter when the drag queen finally shows up, and start talking to homeboy. He came into the bar with the queen, the laughter just got louder. I still get the chuckles when I speak with someone who was in that office at that time even now, years later.
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Plutach. Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.
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The Date it all came to a head.. and the fact that we were all there dying with laughter.
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Plutach. Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.
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