April Fools!!!

Well BAF'ers April Fools was yesterday. So I got to thinking what is the greatest April Fools prank you have ever witnessed, participated in, or had played on you???

I told mofos in ADVANCE of yesterday not to ATTEMPT to F- with me - I am NOT a good sport and I take April Fools jokes VERY POORLY......... and no - I am NOT changing - I usually take the day off to avoid going off on a mofo that thinks i am kidding - but they very wisely let me be........

IN THE PAST...... I had one group of mofos I work with doctor up a letter on company letterhead stating that my raise had been miscalculated and I would receive DOUBLE what was previously communicated - I was near bankruptcy at the time (they ain't know) and that would have helped a LOT...... so you can imagine how "funny" *I* thought that shiot was when they broke out the April Fool!  on me...........

Bastids....... they had to deal with a VERY pissy Mack for several weeks - they left me alone the next year....... f*ckers!!!!!

 I know you it wasn't funny to you but that story is hilarious.

What it do Andrea?

Ahhh. Good ole April Fools Day. 

Well yesterday, I got in to work late so I could not do a lot of damage (hiding the coffee filters, taking the toner out the copy machine, etc). I had to be more cunning in my bull****tingness.

I went around the office looking for people who were not at their desk. I snuck and switched the "I" and "O" keys on their keyboard.  Spell Check was in demand yesterday.

Other cool shyt I've done.

* Took out the tabacco out of a cigarette and then put a firecracker in it and packed the tabacco back in it.  My aunt tried to kill me no doubt. I told her ass to quit.

* Programmed a friends car radio to all Rock and Country Stations.

* Changed someone's Sugar Canister with Salt.  Hey SALT-AID!!!!

* Answer a males friend cell phone when his SO calls, I put on my TWON voice and make it seems like her man is on the DL.  I'm sorry, that shyt is funny.

Now the greatest prank pulled on me was when I was last year when my cousin and his daughter was here.  While I slept, he went throught the entire house and changed the clocks and all my watches...he even went as far as to change the time in my car.  I had a VERY important business meeting that morning and I thought I was going to die because I thought I woke up 3 hours late.  You should have seen me scramble to get dressed and try to call my connect. He took the battery out my phone.

I'm going to get him back for sure.  I'm going to hire Chris Brown to show up at his house to take his daughter out on a date.....wearing a Mike Tyson T-Shirt.

OMG- you are crazy as HEYLLLLLLLLLLLL

So glad we are not friends IRL - cause I would kill you DEAD DEAD DEAD for ANY of that crap!!!!!! 

George I said what did you do for April Fools not what do you do to people everyday....

Yeah, good point!

Years ago....I was only 19 at the time.  I worked in a call center and had the most awful boss.  The lady gave me and others pure hell 24/7.  My co-workers and I put in on one of those fake scratch-off tickets.

When she scratched and found out that she had won $50,000 she went off.  She cussed out the management....told them she quit.  Then she realized the ticket wasn't real.  Then they fired her.

Others thought it was funny, but I felt horrible so to this day no more jokes for me.

Now that's FUNNY as HELL!!!

Not saying hell is funny, you know with all that heat and Catholic Preist running around.

That is some ****** up shiot right thur.......  she might be looking for you to this DAY!!!