VIOLENT THOUGHTS!! PLEASE NOTE THIS IS TOPICAL RAMBLE:

Hell yeah I did and still do when I look at my stomach.  Sometimes I would be in the kitchen cutting up chicken or something and think, Man if I could just cut off this bad boy and stitch myself back up, I'd be in business or at least dancing on a pole somewhere.  Then reality sets in and I realize, my kitchen is no where near sterile enough for me to perform my own surgery.  And I'm a whimp and don't have enough pain meds to deal with the aftermath.  LOL

C NOW THIS IS WHAT I'm TALKING ABOUT .THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET AT ALL DAYUMM NIGHT WITHOUT SOME PEOPLE THINKINNG U CRAZY NOT KNOWING WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT BUT ANY WAY ITS ALL GOOD THANKS AGAIN.

I think perhaps these feelings are inherently male.  Men need to "fix" things... and this would be one way of accomplishing that (so to speak).  I've never felt this way, but my son has.  When he entered puberty, he started developing 'man boobs'.  No matter what kind of exercise he did, he couldn't get rid of them.  A few years into puberty, the tissue became so painful and sensitive that I couldn't even hug him without hurting him.  He OFTEN had those thoughts... of just cutting off the tissue so the pain would go away.  It broke my heart to hear him talk that way.  After seeing many specialists and appealing an initial insurace denial, my son had a bilateral mastectomy at the age of 16.  The pain is GONE!  And so are the man boobs.  He's now 18 and, looking at his chest, you'd never know he went thru such a procedure.  God is GREAT all the time!

I say all of this to say, you are not alone in your thinking.  And you're not crazy.  You're just male.

I have. Were it not for the thought of excruciating pain and the risk of bleeding to death....I may have.

I looked at my thighs many times and though of cutting off huge chunks of it...cause that is all I would have gotten. Man, I had more thigh than bull hog got arse.