Piggyback on MiddleMan.... Would you date somebody who.......

Wonk Baby Love beat me to the Graphix portion of the show, so I'll go old school with good ole hot Text.



..... was diagnosed with a terminal illness? Sorry, but unless they get it after we met, I would not. That's too much heartache on both parties....unless I can get a policy real quick  

               .... if that illness was AIDS? See above answer***HIV EDIT...No because how did they get it?, no sticky stick tho.

..... had a personal habit that was difficult to deal with in public (i.e. compulsive booger picking or scratching or some shiot like dat) Depends on what it is, but that would be a good excuse to shout  "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT"

..... was significantly shorter or taller than you?  Like at least 9 inches one way or the other? Ok, that would make her 5'4".  Who cares, we're the same height in the bed, and she would not get a hair cut from the Ceiling fan while on top.  On the other end, she could be 6'10".....hmmmm HELL YEAH I would chop that tree down!

..... was a lot older or younger than you?  10 years?  20 years?  more? (but not illegal, lol)  Hmmm, The youngest I would go is 25 she can update my Twitter for me and fix me some Dick Gregory, and if I go 20 years older, I would also need that Policy

..... had a openly racist family - but they weren't racist? Now I would do that just to be funny, I'd sma**** and call her parents voicemail so they can hear it.

..... was formerly convicted of murder?  rape?  some other crime?  Naw, only Check and Credit Card Fraud.  I need a Best Buy trip.

..... who shared a view that is diametrically oppositional to one you hold sacred?  (i.e. Pro Choice dating a Pro-Lifer)  Yes, I can do that. Even someone of a different faith.

and LAST...........

could you date a porn star???? Yes, I mean we already work in the same building, so why not. Plus we could save so much money on gas and lube  jobs, I mean Oil Changes

..... was diagnosed with a terminal illness?
nope

               .... if that illness was AIDS?
helll nope

..... had a personal habit that was difficult to deal with in public (i.e. compulsive booger picking or scratching or some shiot like dat)
..hmmm is he rich?

..... was significantly shorter or taller than you?  Like at least 9 inches one way or the other?
nope

..... was a lot older or younger than you?  10 years?  20 years?  more? (but not illegal, lol)
hmm, if he hellla sexxy, yep!

..... had a openly racist family - but they weren't racist?
If his fam lived in austrialia, yep

..... was formerly convicted of murder?  rape?  some other crime?
no, i would not date a rapist, some murders have diff sets of cir****tances, so i wouldnt say absolutely no

..... who shared a view that is diametrically oppositional to one you hold sacred?  (i.e. Pro Choice dating a Pro-Lifer)
I'm pro life, so that person wouldn't wanna mess with me anyways if its like that

and LAST...........

could you date a porn star???? 

Yep, sure would. Hellll, if it pay like they say, maybe he can hook me up wit a gig, lol. NO g/g stuff.....

.... was diagnosed with a terminal illness?
Only if after we got together

               .... if that illness was AIDS?
Nope, we can be friends though!

..... had a personal habit that was difficult to deal with in public (i.e. compulsive booger picking or scratching or some shiot like dat)
Yea, cause i got a few, wont be sharing those tho. lol!
..... was significantly shorter or taller than you?  Like at least 9 inches one way or the other?
Soon to be ex-husband is 5'3 im 5'11, been there done that. And i'd love me a tall drink of water, so hecks yea if he taller!!
..... was a lot older or younger than you?  10 years?  20 years?  more? (but not illegal, lol)
Been there done that, The older, was a lil annoying, he couldnt keep up. The younger was HELLA FUN BAYBEE!!! Had me feeling like i was in my teens again (he was legal yall lol)
..... had a openly racist family - but they weren't racist?
NOPE!!
..... was formerly convicted of murder?  rape?  some other crime?
Hell no i got kids!!
..... who shared a view that is diametrically oppositional to one you hold sacred?  (i.e. Pro Choice dating a Pro-Lifer)
Yep, to each his own!
and LAST...........

could you date a porn star???? 

HELL TO THE YEA!! do you know how much fun that'd be!! (sorry yall, i got waaaay to hype for that huh?? Shhhh dont tell nobody!!)

The Lady is out!!

^5 to you on that porn star - I was wondering what chick would gon and sign up!!!!  LMAO

..... was diagnosed with a terminal illness? Even with my beliefs I'm not good at dealing with death. 

               .... if that illness was AIDS? See above

..... had a personal habit that was difficult to deal with in public (i.e. compulsive booger picking or scratching or some shiot like dat) No

..... was significantly shorter or taller than you?  Like at least 9 inches one way or the other? Nope. I'm 5'1 so a dude 9 inches shorter is a dwarf. I don't even want to see eye to eye with my guy.

..... was a lot older or younger than you?  10 years?  20 years?  more? (but not illegal, lol) I've done younger and older. I don't like them too old though. I like them like my money: new and crisp. LOL

..... had a openly racist family - but they weren't racist? That's a hard one. Only if he breaks off all contact.

..... was formerly convicted of murder?  rape?  some other crime? Any crime where you might harm me or mine is a no. Any crime where you can't get a job with benefits is a no. Too many chicks turning up missing after messing with murderers.

..... who shared a view that is diametrically oppositional to one you hold sacred?  (i.e. Pro Choice dating a Pro-Lifer) Yes

and LAST...........

could you date a porn star????   No. I'm too selfish to see my man on screen with another chick. Keep your old tapes to your self.

..... was diagnosed with a terminal illness? NO BEACAUSE IT WOULD HURT TO BAD

               .... if that illness was AIDS?  HELL TO THE NAW

..... had a personal habit that was difficult to deal with in public (i.e. compulsive booger picking or scratching or some shiot like dat) UH UH NASTY MOFO

..... was significantly shorter or taller than you?  Like at least 9 inches one way or the other? NOPE NOT SHORTER BUT TALLER

..... was a lot older  10 YEARS YEAH BUDDY  or younger than you?  NO WAY 10 years?  20 years?  more? (but not illegal, lol)

..... had a openly racist family - but they weren't racist? NOPE CANNOT DEAL WITH ALL THAT EXTRA CHIT!

..... was formerly convicted of murder?  rape?  some other crime? HELL TO THE NAW

..... who shared a view that is diametrically oppositional to one you hold sacred?  (i.e. Pro Choice dating a Pro-Lifer) DO NOT KNOW

and LAST...........

could you date a porn star????      IT SEEMS LIKE THAT SOME AHOLES THINK THAT THEY ARE PORNSTARS ANYWAY THEY RE JUST NOT WORKING THEY THANG ON TV.

..... was diagnosed with a terminal illness? yes

               .... if that illness was AIDS? no

..... had a personal habit that was difficult to deal with in public (i.e. compulsive booger picking or scratching or some shiot like dat)  no

..... was significantly shorter no or taller than you yes, love tall men! ?  Like at least 9 inches one way or the other?

..... was a lot older yes or younger no than you?  10 years?  20 years?  more? (but not illegal, lol)

..... had a openly racist family - but they weren't racist?  maybe

..... was formerly convicted of murder?  rape?  some other crime?  no

..... who shared a view that is diametrically oppositional to one you hold sacred?  (i.e. Pro Choice dating a Pro-Lifer)  maybe

and LAST...........

could you date a porn star????  hell yeah, my son's father was a dancer whne we were dating.

~smh~ damn, a short, booger pickin brother can't get on your list but tha porn star can.......

Oddly - I FEEL you!!!  LMAOOOOOOO

How in THE HELL is this a piggyback?  Aint none of this related to flubber.  Hell if these are my choices, bring on the fat men.