Piggyback on MiddleMan.... Would you date somebody who.......

..... was diagnosed with a terminal illness?

               .... if that illness was AIDS?

..... had a personal habit that was difficult to deal with in public (i.e. compulsive booger picking or scratching or some shiot like dat)

..... was significantly shorter or taller than you?  Like at least 9 inches one way or the other?

..... was a lot older or younger than you?  10 years?  20 years?  more? (but not illegal, lol)

..... had a openly racist family - but they weren't racist?

..... was formerly convicted of murder?  rape?  some other crime?

..... who shared a view that is diametrically oppositional to one you hold sacred?  (i.e. Pro Choice dating a Pro-Lifer)

and LAST...........

could you date a porn star???? 

Good Lawd Mack!  Where's yo management at?  We need to send you back to work, lol.

Ok, let me break this down....

If we were already together and in love when the diagnosis came, then yes.

Personal bad public habit?  Nah unh...been there before, too embarassing.

9 inches shorter than me would be a dwarf, I don't think I could.  9 inches taller...absolutely.  I'm 5'4" and I've dated someone 7'1".

Younger than me?  Nope...Older, yes.  Been there before too.

Openly racist family?  I've attempted this and it made things really difficult.

No felons for me.

The world is made up of people with different views, I could handle that as long as their view wasn't pushed down my throat.

NO PORN STARS!!

 

Don't WORRY bout my manager!!!!  LOL He is in his skin - when he jump OUT you can jump IN!!!!!  LMAOOOOOOO

So what bad personal habit you had to suffer through?  I'm nosey........

..... was diagnosed with a terminal illness? No, don't knowlingly want someone to die on me.

               .... if that illness was AIDS? No

..... had a personal habit that was difficult to deal with in public (i.e. compulsive booger picking or scratching or some shiot like dat) No, Wonka don't mess around with Tyrone Biggums

..... was significantly shorter or taller than you?  Like at least 9 inches one way or the other? Only up, not down. My son might confuse him for a new playmate.

..... was a lot older or younger than you?  10 years?  20 years?  more? (but not illegal, lol) My husband was 13 yrs older. I would never get with a young mofo - too needy and broke.

..... had a openly racist family - but they weren't racist? Been there, done it, hated it. 

..... was formerly convicted of murder?  rape?  some other crime? Hellmo******aw.

..... who shared a view that is diametrically oppositional to one you hold sacred?  (i.e. Pro Choice dating a Pro-Lifer) Mos def. There's always a good debate going when Corny and I get together.

and LAST...........

could you date a porn star????   Chile, puhleezzee. Yo arse needs to get back to work

you wild for that one.  your entire reply is HUH LARIOUS

  when Double Ay say you off da chain - you done DONE somethin!!!!!!!  That shiot was HILARIOUS!!!!! 

..... was diagnosed with a terminal illness?

Negative, especially if they told me initially.  Not saying I would break up if I found out after a solid relationship had been developed

               .... if that illness was AIDS?

Most Certainly not

..... had a personal habit that was difficult to deal with in public (i.e. compulsive booger picking or scratching or some shiot like dat)

hmmmm penz on how fine she is

..... was significantly shorter or taller than you?  Like at least 9 inches one way or the other?

oh yeah, like them short (but not under 4ft 1)

..... was a lot older or younger than you?  10 years?  20 years?  more? (but not illegal, lol)

10 older is the max (my current situation)  5 younger is max for serious relationships 

..... had a openly racist family - but they weren't racist?

Nope-I can see complications with that

..... was formerly convicted of murder?  rape?  some other crime?

Negative, can't lose my security clearance for something like that

..... who shared a view that is diametrically oppositional to one you hold sacred?  (i.e. Pro Choice dating a Pro-Lifer)

Hmmmm, could be an issue if we didn't have kids already

and LAST...........

could you date a porn star???? 

Porn Star??  Are you serious?  Heck yeah!!!!!!

So exactly HOW fine would a booger pickin chick have to be to still make the cut with you?????  LOL!!!!

Hmmm, for buger pickin and rolling them up in a ball, she gotta be Alicia Key fine.  Now if she picking and then eating them, then she got to be Beyonce fine with some Gabrielle Union sprinkles

..... was diagnosed with a terminal illness?

               .... if that illness was AIDS? Nope couldn't risk it.

..... had a personal habit that was difficult to deal with in public (i.e. compulsive booger picking or scratching or some shiot like dat)
booger picking no, scratching or something maybe as long as he could deal with my occasional need to spit. I know I'm nasty.

..... was significantly shorter or taller than you?  Like at least 9 inches one way or the other?
Taller...I luvs me some tall men. Oh Lawd and don't let them be dark and bald it would be on and crackin'
..... was a lot older or younger than you?  10 years?  20 years?  more? (but not illegal, lol)
10 years both ways. I need me a 26 year old with lots of energy right about now.

..... had a openly racist family - but they weren't racist?
Been there done that and married him. It was horrible.

..... was formerly convicted of murder?  rape?  some other crime?
When I was younger I was stupid enough to mess with cons, but not now.

..... who shared a view that is diametrically oppositional to one you hold sacred?  (i.e. Pro Choice dating a Pro-Lifer)
Yep and guaranteed I'd change their mind. Not really about changing their mind, but I would like to have nice little debates.

and LAST...........

could you date a porn star???? 
H*** Naw!!