The DVD player....... part II

Ok - so I called the store and the chick told me to bring the player back up there and ask for the manager.....

so I go.  I tell him the thing will play but not spit out my DVD - he says 'ok - let's hook it up to see what's going on'........ he proceeds to plug in the power - but THEN reaches for the video connects....  I had a sudden flash of that scene from the movie Bad Boys - remember when they hooked up the camcorder and the video of ole girl getting 'did' in the car showed all over the store?  

I said - 'Um - the problem isn't that it won't play - it just won't eject'  He says 'well we still need to check it out'

I had to break down and tell it....... I said 'My man - that ain't a DVD you want playin in your store all in the open - it's umm... well - it's just for grown folk'

He paused - then I could see this mofo stifle a giggle .  I know I turned beet red then .  He tried to pry the door open but the damn machine would not unass my disc!!!!!

He said 'I can exchange it - but I have to send this one back to the manufacturer.  But I can't get the disc out - so I don't know how we can get it back to you'

I told him 'dats aiight  - I don't need it back - just need a machine that will open.  It's cool.'  I have never been so embarassed in all my life!!!!  The closest rival is being 'caught' in the sex shop running into my R.A when I was in college!!!!  But - we were in the place for it - this time here was just WRONG!!!!!!

Lucky for me I put one of my 'less noteworthy' ones in there - if I hada put one of the GOOD ones in..... I mighta broke open the player and just chalked the $60 for it up to the game......... ~smh~

When I got home - I hooked up the replacement and put in...................

NATIONAL TREASURE............. the one with Nicolas Cage!!!!!! (in case you thought I ain't learn my lesson!!!! )

gurl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  LOL!!!

Today is FOR SHO going in my 'Top Ten list of Shiot I can't BELIEVE happened to me!!!'

My boyfriend is STILL howling - he thought the shiot was more than hilarious!!!!

You know home boy plugged that bad boy up in the back after left right.  ROTFLMAO.  Only you MM. 

Hell yea!!! I know homie and the crew watching that **** after they close!!!!  Popcorn and ALL!!!!!

DAMN!!!  Glad that set was one of 20.................

Humm free movie on you, Thanks for he laugh

LOL!  Only you girl, only you!