If you ever purchase a brand new DVD player - take this suggestion........

Be CAREFUL of what DVD you put in that mofo to 'test' it out for the first time!!!!!!

My previous players were ones I bought when DVD players first came out so I decided to replace them with new ones that upscale to HD...... well - I bought one for my den and hooked it up - no problem two weeks ago.  Love it.....

Went back to buy one for my bedroom, got home, hooked it up and went to find a DVD to 'test' it with - and grabbed what was nearest........ I was in my bedroom yall - so - that's right, you guessed it - I grabbed a DVD out of my PORN collection!!!!!

WHY O WHY DID THE DAMN PLAYER BREAK AND THAT DVD IS STUCK IN THAT MOFO??????  It broke the FIRST time I loaded it!!!  It will PLAY that DVD all day - but will not open the drawer to let it out!!!!!!!!  OMG I have tried everything that won't invalidate the warranty to get it out!  Now I gotta call the store and manufacturer to find out where to go to get it fixed....... OH LAWD!!!!!

and WHY did it have to be the 'speciality' ***** too?????  This is going to be some majorly embarassing shiot if I gotta take it somewhere or ship it somewhere to get it fixed - I cannot BELIEVE this shiot happened!!!!!

Moral of the story - always test your new electronics out with your KIDS material - not YOURS - you NEVER know what's gonna get STUCK!!!!!!!

<----- me over here, still trying to figure out what story Imma tell about the disc that's in there....... LMAOOOOOOOO

LOL,  That is to dam funny.  When you take it in just play really disgusted and blame it on a teen age son   LOL

It is a specialty porn,  ,  What is the specialty???  Don't say barnyard follies.   

shaddup Lee!!!!  LOL  I ain't telling the speciality - but it ain't got NUFFIN to do wth animals!!!!!!! 

LOL,    

I have been trying to think of a story for you but I have been unable to.  Seriously, what worked for me once before is I unplugged it for about an hour and then plugged it back up and low and behold it opened.  Try it and see if this will work, I sure hope it does.

Wow oh wow.  Thanks for staring my week off with a big ole laugh.  I wouldn't be too embarassed to ship the DVD player off somewhere, but if you have to actually take it in-thats a whole'nother story!  I like Lee's suggestion, act like you got some raunchy teenage kids at home.

Good luck.

Oh no.  LOL

That's too funny... You better get you a wig and a pair of these and go get yo money back!!!