Friday's Idiot
Anyhow.....Is it wrong to HATE someone at ur Job?
I HATE this man at my job and I hate to sound so MEAN but I can't stand him..he is in the office next to me...URGGH ...all he does is talk on his cell phone like he is hearing impaired and if u r get a hearing aid and make it eaiser on the rest of the office ...he talks so loud, talks about knowing all these prominent people and how important HE is to the City Government..mind u he's not important in any way shape or FORM! You know the type of person that talks big and is really a PEON!
Now I think he knows I HATE him...this MOFO comes in my office and tells me he was hungry last night and ATE my yogurt that was in the refrigerator, because he had to go to a meeting and did not have time to EAT WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
then said that he replaced it....OK he showed me the yogurt, totally diff. kind and brand then I eat..................................I quickly counted to 10 because I envisioned me slicing his ass with a blade him from the "Johnson" up to the neck!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW DARE U EAT SOMEONE ELSE'S **** THEN REPLACE IT WITH THE WRONG STUFF AND THINK THAT'S OK WTF!!!!
BAF I might be on the "nightly news" I am ready to murder his ass!!!!!! U never touch nuttin that anit YOURS in the company fridge that's a def. NO_NO!!!
To top it off u and I have had words before so why would you think it was OK to eat my Stuff??? I HATE HIM and would love nothing more then to bang his head up against the SHEETROCK in his office!!!!!!!!!!!!
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely who others think you are!
Firstly, I think it is an unwritten law that MOST ppl have to scream into a cell phone as if everyone on the face of the planet NEEDS to know that THEIR business is important business. Mine you, If I were KING of the World, I'd put violators of the CellPhone Noise Ordinance Edit (yeah, I'd make that up) to death..or at least sentense them to having to listen to their own daggone LOUD conversations on a continuous loop while strapped to a metal chair.
In terms of his own exaggerated sense of self-importance, hey, if he wants to pretend he is THE MAN (at least in his own little fairy tale of his mind), I say let him have it. Who knows? Maybe, at the end of the day, he goes home to his little four walled room, talks to his goldfish named "Ralph", maybe watches a little t.v. and cries himself to sleep everynight..wait, that's MY life..my bad. (lol).
But, that thing about eating you yogurt????? Now THAT is an offense that IS punishable by death (though, why do women always wanna go for the "johnson"? That's another discussion for another time--sheesh). If you DO decide to "let him have it witih both barrells, keep telling yourself, do it TACTFULLY. Its cold out there these days and you don't wanna lose your J-O-B over some B-U-L-L.
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Plutach. Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.
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D u r right ....it's just that I HATE him! I would never eat someone else's food in the fridge...we work downtown there were plenty of place he could have went ...he was being a lazy idiot!!!
Background info on this fool-
1. stepfather was a politician...he's dead now
2. thinks he's important like his stepfather once was 12 yrs ago
3. mother who he still gets breast milk from DAILY
4. fiancee.. who he said looks like beyonce and all the black men hate on him when he's with her..mind u he's spanish and white...I've seen the fiancee she's mixed with a flat ass, glasses and dirty jeans..sorta the dirty bohemian/hippie/person who buys hemp shoes/. last time I checked black dudes that I know were not into that..I've taken a census....just because I HATE HIM
5. BOTTOM LINE he's a Effin liar who gets his rocks off by making people think he's somebody he's not....I HATE HIM
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely who others think you are!
now, you know beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Hell, there are some with bad friggin' eyesight that think even I MAY be decent-looking..even non-scary (though, if i hear the Sam L. Jackson stuff again, I swear, I'll pull out the daggone uzi! ) lol. Maybe with the lights off and his special fun-house contact lenses in place, she actually DOES look like Beyonce.
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Plutach. Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.
www.myspace.com/dalexis863
D u r right ....it's just that I HATE him! I would never eat someone else's food in the fridge...we work downtown there were plenty of place he could have went ...he was being a lazy idiot!!!
Background info on this fool-
1. stepfather was a politician...he's dead now
2. thinks he's important like his stepfather once was 12 yrs ago
3. mother who he still gets breast milk from DAILY
4. fiancee.. who he said looks like beyonce and all the black men hate on him when he's with her..mind u he's spanish and white...I've seen the fiancee she's mixed with a flat ass, glasses and dirty jeans..sorta the dirty bohemian/hippie/person who buys hemp shoes/. last time I checked black dudes that I know were not into that..I've taken a census....just because I HATE HIM
5. BOTTOM LINE he's a Effin liar who gets his rocks off by making people think he's somebody he's not....I HATE HIM
He's not worth hating. He actually sounds pretty pathetic. Pity him. He has to pretend he's something he's not in order to feel like he's somebody. If you can see through him, rest assured that others do too. They probably laugh at him behind his back when he hangs up from all of his "important" cell phone calls.
Regarding the yogurt, I would tell him that taking something of yours without permission is totally unacceptable. Don't curse or raise your voice, but give him a stone cold I-will-kill-you-if-you-touch-my-stuff-again look while you're talking to him. If he tries to joke his way out of it, don't even crack a smile. I would also let him know that he purchased a brand that you do not even like and that he inconvenienced you because now you don't have anything to eat.
ETA: Wait until you've had some time to cool off before you talk to him. Ain't got no money to be bailing you out of jail. 
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely who others think you are!
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LOL LOL u r right it's jus anit right!! 
