The Fairest of them all

Shrek, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the World, but how can I be sure?'

Brad Pitt said, ' I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive but I've Never had it confirmed.'

Jennifer Lopez agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most perfect woman of all, but Sometimes I wonder.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to approach the wicked Queens mirror to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Brad Pitt was the hottest and Jennifer Lopez was the most perfect.

They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings...

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. Well, It’s true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.
Brad Pitt walked in, all smiles, and said well its true I am the hottest man on earth.

Jennifer Lopez walked in, head bent, tears in her eyes, and said who the hell is Madame?

Once you control your laughter... ' Forward ' and change to your name.
Give your friends a good chuckle for the day:) Have Fun!!

Ummm...Sharon, please help me out. I think I missed something.

Not you!

Sharon's name is "Madame"...Jennifer thought she was the fairest...the mirror said no...Madame...GET IT??  LOL!

Ding ding ding ding

Thanks Donna!!   I though it was kinda cute.
Sorry Wonka....you are moving a lil sloooooow today, I understand.

I feel so stupid!

 

That's cute

LOL!  I was having a blonde moment too.  I get it.