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Hey FAM!!!! What' s the goins on??? Man I miss yall!!!! This damn bidness trip is ALMOST ova - I go HOME tomorrow - and can't WAIT!!!! IT's cold than a mofo here in Ohio and I am NOT liking that shiot!!!!
Funny story - and reason # 2,080 why you NEVER try new stuff in public:
We went to PF Chang's for dinner last night - I had the chicken w/black bean sauce (not award winning) - I also had 2 glasses of plum wine (thanks Dimple Donna - that shiot was the BOMB!!!) and THEN got the AZZ and ordered a lil chocolate cake shot glass dessert...... what IN THE HOT HAM SAMMICH was I thinking????
Of course - my greedy azz sucked that down quick and that's when.... THE BRICK HIT.... omg..... I could FEEL my pylori valve or whatever da hell that is in my tummy that lets shiot go down but not come back up - that mess was suck and I was in HELL!!!! Sitting there with my co workers TRYING not to look like I wanted to CRY and DIE!!!!!!! I went to the bathroom - paced in the stall for about 5 min - PRAYING that it would go down - no luck - back to the table to pretend...... and damn near hurled in the potted plant behind me. Then - the blessed Mary came to me and I FELT the valve let the food pass...... WOW - that was the sweetest feeling in the world!!!!!
That was tha WORST!!!!! whew lawd - let me outta this cold boring trap of a place and get me back to Houston where I eat like I got sense!!!!! I haven't drank but 4 oz of water since Monday, ain't drank nobody's protein shake and don't even GO there about exercise....... but I WILL be in the gym Sat morning - no DOUBT!!!!!
And there BET not be no delays in Chicago tomorrow - my layover leaves from there - I will CUT a mofo for getting me back to H town late!!!! Anyhoo - yall keep being good - I won't be back online regular time till Saturday - and somebody gimme a summary of the good shiot that's done gone down!!!! LMAOOOOO
Funny story - and reason # 2,080 why you NEVER try new stuff in public:
We went to PF Chang's for dinner last night - I had the chicken w/black bean sauce (not award winning) - I also had 2 glasses of plum wine (thanks Dimple Donna - that shiot was the BOMB!!!) and THEN got the AZZ and ordered a lil chocolate cake shot glass dessert...... what IN THE HOT HAM SAMMICH was I thinking????
Of course - my greedy azz sucked that down quick and that's when.... THE BRICK HIT.... omg..... I could FEEL my pylori valve or whatever da hell that is in my tummy that lets shiot go down but not come back up - that mess was suck and I was in HELL!!!! Sitting there with my co workers TRYING not to look like I wanted to CRY and DIE!!!!!!! I went to the bathroom - paced in the stall for about 5 min - PRAYING that it would go down - no luck - back to the table to pretend...... and damn near hurled in the potted plant behind me. Then - the blessed Mary came to me and I FELT the valve let the food pass...... WOW - that was the sweetest feeling in the world!!!!!
That was tha WORST!!!!! whew lawd - let me outta this cold boring trap of a place and get me back to Houston where I eat like I got sense!!!!! I haven't drank but 4 oz of water since Monday, ain't drank nobody's protein shake and don't even GO there about exercise....... but I WILL be in the gym Sat morning - no DOUBT!!!!!
And there BET not be no delays in Chicago tomorrow - my layover leaves from there - I will CUT a mofo for getting me back to H town late!!!! Anyhoo - yall keep being good - I won't be back online regular time till Saturday - and somebody gimme a summary of the good shiot that's done gone down!!!! LMAOOOOO
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Gurrrrl you just gave me flashbacks of my final band whuppin that occured in my neurologist office
. Glad that you survived...whoo lawd Join us here: http://www.obesityhelp.com/forums/wls_lightweights/
Hey MM...child, you knew better than that! But, glad you had a glass of da wine! Just had a glass myself...before I hit the bed in a few...
Now, you have a layover here in the Chi? Hmm...well...wave at me as the plane takes off for Houston - Safe travels back home!
DD
Now, you have a layover here in the Chi? Hmm...well...wave at me as the plane takes off for Houston - Safe travels back home!
DD
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