Gotta pay for plastics somehow LMAO

In an effort to pay for my plastics I have picked up two side hustles. Gotta get rid of this lose skin SOMEHOW i know this isn't really the place to advertise but I thought what the heck!, I'll give it a try.  My first side hustle is a FEDERAL resume/career consulting business I'm trying to get off the ground.  I am a former HR professional with over 17 years experience in the federal government 7 of which were spent as a HR Staffing Specialist.  I've been helping people and giving away valuable information for free for years and just recently began to charge for my services.  In the past people who I've helped have now been promoted up the ranks with the highest being two young ladies who are now GS-13's.  I helped them go from GS-07/08 clerical positions to GS-13's.  I recently helped a friend of mine go from a dead end GS-09 to a target GS-12 Management Analyst position.  So if you're interested, please email me at [email protected]

My second venture is as a certified travel agent for traverus travel.  This is the oportunity I'm most excited about!  As a certified travel agent I get to travel for WHOLESALE Prices!!!!  I'm loving that! Also I get to travel to beautiful places for business purposes and can write it off on my taxes as a business expense!!!!!  Have I piqued your interest???  if so more information is available at www.empowered2prosper.com. We have an AMAZING compensation package.  There are two video's.  If you aren't interested in becoming an agent and and are ready to plan your next vacation, shoot me a backline message or email me at [email protected]!   

Good Morning,

You are defenitly getting your hustle on!!!  I will keep you in mind!!! Good Luck on everything.  I know you WILL get there!!!

Morning Candy Cane!!

GIRL just call me Hustel WO-MAN!  Pick up the pieces (remember Martin!)  Please keep me in mind.  I've got plastics to pay for an a college education to pay for.  I gotta get my hustle on!!!

Thanks for the encouragement!!  I've been kinda M-I-A for a minute soooo HOW U DURRIN?  LOL.  I'm hoping things ease up soon on my MAIN gig so I can get me some BAF time!  I miss you guys!!!

Good Morning Keesha,

I feel you on the side hustles.  I will check out the traveling hustle when I get home today.  Have a great day. 

Morning Faith!!!

Lady did I tell you how beautiful I think you are???  Both Inside and OUT!!!  It's rare to find that these days.  You are a breath of freash air!!!  Meeting you was one of the highlights of the M&G for me!  You're the same online and in person.  (AIGHT mushy stuff outta the way LOL)  I gotta hustle Fay, who else is going to feed me and mine?????  And with the way this economy is going, you gotta have a side gig or a hefty savings!  And since I've turned my food addiction into a shopping addiction, my account is looking rather light these days!!!!

Honestly though the jobs thang?  I like helping people out so while I charge for my services I really don't charge much at all.  There aren't many of "us" among the higher grades in government and as an insider if I can help my sista or my brother get there then I'm going to do my part.  I beleive GOD as blessed me as a result.  WHO am I not to share (for a small fee now lol, GOD didnt say continue to be STOOPID LOL). 

Plus at my job I have 200 jobs that I have to fill by Sept 2009 or we lose our funding.  So if you or anyone you know has a math, engineering, history and/or science degree AND speaks a foriegn language fluently (really not a requirement but a BIG BONUS).  Please tell them forward his/her resume to me asap.  The only caveat is they MUST MUST MUST MUST MUST MUST did I say MUST??  LOL be able to obtain and MAINTAIN a TOP SECRET SECURITY CLEARANCE!!!!  We are actively recruiting minorities as well.  The average starting salary for our agency is $82,000.  Yup you read right $82,000 a year! 

Awwww Keesha, thank you.  I commend you on "volunteering" your services because you may not think so, but you will be rewarded later on down the line when you least expect it, trust me on this.  Resumé writing is something that you and I have in common although it sounds like you may be the master at it.  I must admit that the starting salary you mentioned is sweet.  I actually have a few relatives that are in the area and a couple of them work for the federal government.  I will pass this info on to them and if I get a lead for you, I will report back to you. Have a Happy Thursday!

No thanks needed!!!  I forgot to mention that I write KSA's too.  OH faith they people you refer don't have to be in the DC area.  We have positions all over the WORLD.  They've just got to be willing to travel!

(SINGING) BIGGIE GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE , FIRST THINGS FIRST IZ MA ........... GOOD MORNNING . YOU ARE A HUSTLER YOU WILL GET ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I think you need bout 5 more hustles for all that nipping and tucking!

I told you I'd hook you up, lemme get my scapel sterilized and I'm coming over!

Ooooooh I forgot to tell you a plastic surgeon from Brazil, Dr. Kuster, is coming to the Hilton for an informational seminar and doing consultations. $40 for the meeting and $40 for the consultation. Even though I aint hardly ready I'm gonna get a consult so I can talk to him one and one. He's cheap and all the pics I've seen are fantastic.

Ms. Jones, can u tell me Dr. Kuster's e-mail info, please??