OMG! I thought I was gonna die!

Mine *****
on 3/10/09 4:14 am
I have no stories to tellllllllll
The question that I am asked most often:  
 Is that your hair??????
A Phenomenal Woman who doesn't have to Ego Trip to Still Rise:  Pretty women often wonder where my secret lies...I am a woman, phenomenally....that's me!!!!!
LadyRed29
on 3/10/09 4:27 am - Princess Palace, NY
Ashley Nicole
on 3/10/09 4:38 am
This story is prior to weight loss and made me realie i needed to lose weight.

I was in a car accident in 2005 and i hit my left knee on steering wheel somehow and had a huge bruise....Ok fast foward to 2008....

so im taking a shower and i notice this huge lump on the sde of my knee. and im freaking out not knowing what it is. When i put on work pants you can see it. so talking about it to a guy from work and he says it could be a blood clot from the accident. so i make app wit doc to find out what it is. she feels it and everything and then tells me that its just FAT!! I was mortified!!! Then she says but you can get xrays on it if you want. I wanted to die i was so embarressed. And then when i went back to work the guy asked me about it and i was too embarased to say what it was so i was like "the doc said not to worry about it" and i prayed he wouldnt ask more questions.

*side note* I wanted to tell a funny story but all mine were like everyone elses (wig coming off, ripped pants ect)

My life is like McDonalds....I'm Lovin It

Curry
on 3/10/09 5:22 am - Los Angeles, CA
Waiting in line to  return a Video.  You know how there are like 3 or 4 cashiers.  Well, I'm in line 3 and line 1 is nearest to the door.  I had to let out a BIG one .. so, I turn to my Husband and say ... get these videos and proceed pass the other cashiers out the door .. Releaving myself  on the way out.  By the time I get out the door I'm done.  I then go back in ... get back in line with my Husband.

I then here the lady in line next to us say to her 7 year old. son  " Say excuse me." 
The little boys says "What?" 
His mothers says ... "Say excuse me, you know what you did" 
The little boy replays ... "What?, I didn't do anything" 
His mother then hits him in the head ...  and tells him to wait out side. 

The little boy was telling the truth ... he really didn't do anything.
Star Jones
on 3/10/09 6:02 am - National Harbor, MD
The box on the side of the highway.........no need to say more LMAO

~Shani~
I've been pudgy, chubby, thick, and now fat........Imma give thin a go round!!!


SW-262, size 18W, 5'6"
CW-168 1/15/2010
GW-162
94 Lbs down...6 more to go...changed goal to see Onderland for a hot second!
                                           

MrBaker870
on 3/10/09 6:18 am - Little Rock, AR
See you stupid......I know EXACTLY what your saying....
Smile for me.........
hershey dream
on 3/10/09 7:39 am - Duluth, GA
Nah Shani....what box?
Life is not about making it through the storm....but learning how to dance in the rain.      
Julia H.
on 3/10/09 11:25 am - Fayetteville, NC

Mine happened before surgery. I guess this was a clue that something needed to be done. I was in Wal-mart's baby section looking for my niece an outfit for christmas. Well I'm looking at the cute little girl cloths and this guy walks by and says congradulations. Now I turn around and look at him cause I'm like what is he talking about and then it hit me! His fool think I'm pregnant. I've never been pregnant a day in my life!

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