OMG! I thought I was gonna die!
OMG!...I had that happen to me also but this was a while back after one of those many times I lost the weight but put it back on and then some...Anyhoo, I was standing in the doorway of the church building after Sunday service talking to a friend of the family (male) when my damn half slip fell down around my ankles...Needless to say, I was too embarrassed!...Being the southern belle that I am and with all the style and grace I could muster, I reached down, swooped them up and put them in my purse like nothing happened...My friend said, "Was that your slip?" and I said, "Uh, yeah!, That diet must really be working!"...The other funny part was the people that saw it were saying, "Ooh child you must've lost a lot of weight for that to happen!...I been meaning to tell you how good you look too!"...LMAO!!!!!
"... For unto whomsoever much is given, of him shall be much required: and to whom men have committed much, of him they will ask the more." Luke12:48
Kickboxing + Gas = VERY BAD COMBINATION
During class we had to run down to the end of the gym and hit the punching bag. Punch, punch, kick, kick and run back to the other end of the gym. I was fine with the punches until I got to the kicks. Thank goodness the music was turned up loud so the gas was muffled. But I sure did feel sorry for the person who was waiting their turn behind me
I WORE A SUIT TO CHURCH THAT I LOVED ... IT WAS TOO BIG BUT I WORE IT ANYWAY. WELL I STOOD UP FOR DEVOTIONAL AND MY GRANDDAUGHTER PULLED ON MY SKIRT AND IT SLID RIGHT DOWN MUCH TO MY AMAZEMENT AND MY AUNT WHO WAS SEATED BEHIND ME!...AFTER GETTING MYSELF TOGETHER SHE WHISPERED " I TOLD YOU TO BUY SOME CLOTHES"...LOL...GAVE THAT SUIT AWAY QUICK!
Success comes in CAN, Failure comes in CAN'T. Never say NEVER!
I was in the hospital as a outpatient getting a blood transfusion. We were in the lower level of the hospital, so no cell phones. My best friend took me. Since my mother could no reach either of us on the cell phones, she sent my brother up there to check on me. I should have had the cross and match the day before, but didn't so it took about 7 hours to cross / match and get the blood. I had on a black fleece warm up because no blood and the greasy booty. Well I got up from the chair and went to the bathroom, and yes the recliner with the tissue on it was as greasy as a cheap brown bag greasy burger. My brother was embarassed and mortified. He had not ever seen that. My bff and I laughed about it. The workers at the hospital changed the paper about 7 or 8 times that day. I could hardly wait to soak my greasy butt.