Who would you be???
Wear a cape: Nope, Just a big butt and a smile
Special powers: Put a man in a trance to do whatever, whenever.
Hero or villan: Hero
Enemy: Sorry men
Why?: We need more "act right" in the world. Ladies can call on me, and my powers would be transferable to the lady in need for a limited time.
I am stuck in Nashville for 2 hrs - so I figured I would come out and play!!!
Me as a superhero??? hmmm...... lemme think..........
Name - Mackrageous
Wear a cape - yep, something like Storm's costume in Xmen
Special powers - able to spot men's BS from miles away, can reduce even the HARDEST nicca to tears in seconds, and..... MASTER skills (trained by none other than SUPERHEAD lol)
Hero or villan: hero to biotches cause I tell em the TRUTH about they man, villan to BIOTCH bruhs who ain't got good game
Enemy: Da Man
Why: Cause the only thing that stops the MACK is REAL WORK!!! that shiot is like kryptonyte! It's the only time I can't engage in Mack-related activities - cause above all else -- the Mack gotta get bills paid!!!! **** doing good in the world - the MORTGAGE is due and da Man needs his reports!!!!! 
I don't just have issues, I have subscriptions! I'm saving on the newsstand price....... 
Check out my dating mis - adventures at: http://1macdatinggame.blogspot.com/
@ **** doing good in the world - the MORTGAGE is due
