Legal Weed

Well yeah, Mizz Cookie Lushie-Lushie... 

I don't think they can really do my "fro"  any real justice over at Haircutters for Men in the mall or at Mr. Cholly's Snip 'n Clip over in Nicey Nice-ville either. 

Besides those places don't have a pretty woman cashier with a nice lookin "Donk" if you know what I mean?

Pervert!

You say Toe-Mate-Toe and I say "...Dayum that's a PHAT azz she's got.... WHEW"

I'm actually a bit naive when it comes to "weed"     (Marijuana, Grass, Mary Jane, Chronic, Gunja, Dope, Doobee, Pot, Cannabis)...

What are the side effects?

LOL!  Naive huh?  But you sure know all of the pet names for it. 
LOL!

...i just "googled" it...

Suuuuuuuuuure you did, Douglas.  


I always wondered what you did while you were out there all alone in the woods waiting to pimp birds. 

You crackhead, you!

Well this is a tough topic, for sure. I mean it's legal when it's used for treatment, but it's illegal to use it at home watching P-Funk videos.

I don't think it will ever become legal because it will take too many regulations. Like where would you buy it? Walgreens?

Then there's the whole 2nd Hand Weed Smoke platform.  Could you smoke it in public?  You can barely smoke Cigarettes in public places.

If they do that, I'm going to develope a Fabic Freshener, like Febreeze for weed smokers.

FA-WEEDZ

Yeah, that's a winner.