OT: Sexy vs. Freaky vs. Kinky

There will be no hopping on one leg or barking, unless I'm gonna get something out of it too. 

Prude....

Glad to know I don't need to call child protective services on you or animal control for cruelty to animals...

Nah none of that...  But if you ever hear on the radio or TV that the police are looking for a dude that's running around staring at ladies with big boobs for no good reason, then you might want to dust off that sketch you drew of me earlier so that you can turn it in.

the train thing, umm all I can say is I'm gonna pray for you.

I was young when it happened last year....

"And Mr Right Now is benefitting from my sexiness/freakiness...think I might be too much for poor boy to handle.  Next!"

Send him to the showers and pull another one... 

What is considered Sexy to you? The way my man smells, smiles and looks at me...communicating without saying a word

What is considered Freaky to you?  What was freaky to me at 20 is different than at my present age of 42.  ummmm maybe a threesome, whip cream (sugar free of course ) and other tasty treats, sex out doors/public and things of that nature

What is considered Kinky to you?  I don't know.  Maybe painful stuff like spankings, whips/masks, etc.

Which do you consider yourself to be mostly? A little bit of 1 & 2

What is considered Sexy to you? The way my man smells, smiles and looks at me...communicating without saying a word

Like something out of a Lowenbrau commercial or an Old Spice ad huh?

What is considered Freaky to you?  What was freaky to me at 20 is different than at my present age of 42. 

I agree.  Back then we used to grab the Speigel and JCPenney catalogues and flip to the bra and lingerie section and just swear that we were looking at free porn.  Nowadays they don't even make those catalogues.

"ummmm maybe a threesome, whip cream (sugar free of course ) and other tasty treats, sex out doors/public and things of that nature"

I did the sex outdoors thing once or twice.  When I got home my ass was so dirty until I looked like I had just slid into home from third on a bunt and a steal.

What is considered Kinky to you?  I don't know.  Maybe painful stuff like spankings, whips/masks, etc.

Masks sound interesting and quite sexy.  Plus, you can videotape it and the sista shouldn't get mad because no one knows that it's her if it's "accidentally" seen.  But if you show it to your boyz and one of them yells out, "Oh snap! That's Ethel...  I know that birthmark on her inner thigh anywhere..." and it is Ethel's kinky ass then you and she will be fightin'.

Which do you consider yourself to be mostly? A little bit of 1 & 2

I was wit chu and nodding my head til you said Ethel. That's my mama name.  Dang, I'm messed up for life.   Why you have to use that name in your example lol

And as far as a commercial....more like a Colt 45 commercial....remember back in the day a well groomed chocolate man would be on those commercials trying to be sexy.  that's funny.