OT: Sexy vs. Freaky vs. Kinky
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I was raised by a chronic alcoholic who liked to beat on us kids whenever he got a good taste of the sauce. I'm afraid that if a woman started to wail on me I might have a dayum Vietnam-like childhood flashback and start going crazier on her than using battery acid as baby-lotion. We'd both make the news that night.