Funny & true !
I know each of us have all had a time when we got into a disagreement with somebody for something or another. And " us " being big.....the other person usually goes for the jugular and will find it fit to call us that famous phrase or two to get under our skin. 
You fat B &*%^&*&
nasty fat yada, yada, yada.....
You big black ( bleeeeeeeeep )
Thats why you need to lose some weight....
so on & so forth........
I have had it said to be my strangers in the street, co-workers who were also fat (
)
" my ex " used to love saying it to me....thats why that sucker is the ex now.....and probably lots of others. Especially in rude, cruel NY......................
Well yesterday....of all places, I got into a small spat with this couple on the train. No big deal......I was rushing to get uptown and boarded a crowded subway train. Problem is there was a young couple standing in the door of the train just blocking my entry . My pocketbook even got stuck between the doors, while my body was in. And as hard as my money is to come by.....I was not leaving my bag stuck like that. Needless to say I pushed thru and the girl proceeded to fuss about being shoved. She was like watch yourself.....why people gotta force their way on and that kind of stuff. You need to get a car or something. And I was like well why are you blocking the door, why cant people move in and make more space for others. I want to get home too....... Her boyfriend being the man he was.....started fussing with me too. I was thinking to myself.....this cant be happening. And her man's balls must be reallllllllll big to be arguing with a lady. If only he could have read my mind.......cause I was thinking " man you are looking quite sissy-like right now.
Anyway I was waiting for him to say it......I was waiting for the folks on the train to break out in laughter.....I was waiting for him to go for my " weak spot " and of all the things he could say..........he was like " go head with your....your......your........................bigggggg lipppppppps "
I coulda kissed that dayum fool. He dont know how happy he made me........
I walked off the train switching and twirling my wig piece like I was Lil Kim or somebody
( side note, his girl was at least 375 no lie )
You fat B &*%^&*&
nasty fat yada, yada, yada.....
You big black ( bleeeeeeeeep )
Thats why you need to lose some weight....
so on & so forth........
I have had it said to be my strangers in the street, co-workers who were also fat (
) " my ex " used to love saying it to me....thats why that sucker is the ex now.....and probably lots of others. Especially in rude, cruel NY......................
Well yesterday....of all places, I got into a small spat with this couple on the train. No big deal......I was rushing to get uptown and boarded a crowded subway train. Problem is there was a young couple standing in the door of the train just blocking my entry . My pocketbook even got stuck between the doors, while my body was in. And as hard as my money is to come by.....I was not leaving my bag stuck like that. Needless to say I pushed thru and the girl proceeded to fuss about being shoved. She was like watch yourself.....why people gotta force their way on and that kind of stuff. You need to get a car or something. And I was like well why are you blocking the door, why cant people move in and make more space for others. I want to get home too....... Her boyfriend being the man he was.....started fussing with me too. I was thinking to myself.....this cant be happening. And her man's balls must be reallllllllll big to be arguing with a lady. If only he could have read my mind.......cause I was thinking " man you are looking quite sissy-like right now.
Anyway I was waiting for him to say it......I was waiting for the folks on the train to break out in laughter.....I was waiting for him to go for my " weak spot " and of all the things he could say..........he was like " go head with your....your......your........................bigggggg lipppppppps "
I coulda kissed that dayum fool. He dont know how happy he made me........
I walked off the train switching and twirling my wig piece like I was Lil Kim or somebody
( side note, his girl was at least 375 no lie )
funny story Plum. you had me 
. my ex used to use those phrases too...you fat b...and so on. that nicca can't say that shyt now! BUT i can say **** you, you homeless mutha*****a!!!!
. my ex used to use those phrases too...you fat b...and so on. that nicca can't say that shyt now! BUT i can say **** you, you homeless mutha*****a!!!! 
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That was kinda cute... homeboy really took in consideration his girl and all.
I have to say though Plum that it is hard for me to believe that someone calling you fat would bother you. To me it is one of those things that I heard so much that it really didn't phase me as much... you know what I am mean?
It was like mofo would have to come with something a little more orginal than that
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