Rant n' Rave Friday

6 minutes....6 minutes......6 minutes dougie fresh you're on, aw aw on......

  channel your inner tantrum

Why are my coworkers so dayum talkative sooooo early in the morning?  I come in at 5 am and as soon as I turn the corner to my area, I here them laughing loud and chatting like it's 12 in the afternoon. 
I swear it don't make sense to be this dayum chipper this early in the morning!

I immediately sat down and put my headphones on....don't even think about asking me anything untill I have at  least had some coffee!

You're my kinda girl! 

 

b scribbles note to self, bring kimmie double decaf vanilla latte then proceed in silence.



g'mornting! sorry, g'mornting

If I get one more "courtesy reminder" that my car payment is due, they WILL get cussed out.

Let it be late, THEN call me! 

ya know?? LOL!!!! thas right gurl make em go off script

I'll chime in.

Why my mortgage lender gotta call the house EVERY month just to SEE if I'll be making my payment on time?  WTH?  Has my due date PASSED?  Then DON'T call my motherhumpin' house UNTIL the payment is late!!!  Last time they called, they almost got a good Christian Cussin'... but I refrained.  I did make my feelings about it known though.  Hmph.

(FYI... I haven't been late once in the 5 years I've been in this house.)

ask em one time gurl:  "do i call you with annoying _ _ _ questions at your job?" 

octoplet mom - yeah i'm still mad.  LOL!!

the junkyard dog chained up in my neighbor's yard that starts barking at 10:00 p.m. and stops at 4:00 a.m. - i wanna shoot that mothaf*&!^

workin all day

getting to goal and finding that there's no confetti, balloons, orchestra music nothin, you just less fluffy.  dude whatever 


wanting a new car - now i'd love to drive around in something i don't hafta have a conversation with in the morning but a $450 note, $100 insurance and 93 octane, eh.  me and betsie doin just fine harpo.