Afternoon Humor.....

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other.  When they had a confrontation,    screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and  come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"   Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.    The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's    relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 88. His wife had a closed casket at the wake.   After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.  Her neighbors, concerned    for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?'   The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.'   Women. . . they think of everything!!!!  

Sheila... SUNDAY morning... I'm coming to church and we going up for PRAYER!!! LOL...

Singing... " Happy Birthday to you... Happy Birthday to you.. Happy Birthday Ms. Sheila... Happy Birthday to you" How old are you?  Never mind... LOL... Have a BLESSED DAY sis... Hey did you bring your camera to the resturant Saturday morning? I'm looking for some pictures of me and my buddy!!! I got one but we know that cameras were going off from everywhere... we wanna see em!!!
Love ya sis...

Gurl bye!  Too funny

LMBO!!!!!  u r soooo silly Sheila! I forgot to mention u in my note too! It was a pleasure meeting u! I love that and I have to pass it on, lolololol!!!!!

~Kerbi

Very good and Happy Birthday!


Karen