I now know why they call them pantyhose......

Chile please - ALREADY know that one...... LOL

BUT - thank ya JESUS that my legs don't rub anymore - but pre WLS..... even inside out I was setting off fire alarms when I walked down the hall!!!!!  LMAOOOOOO

This is rather funny. I could tell you was having a bad pantyhose day.  Before my surgery my panythose did not fit properly due to my overweight. You know not coming all the way up. And now that I have lost some weight they still don't fit properly. LOL I guess it's a no win situation with those things. I just may have to go old school and buy me a pair of silk nylon stockings and a garter belt.

hey mamapeaches!!!

YES - I feel your pain!!!  I usually wear pants w/knee highs but I wanted to be all diva-licious today and wear my short skirt and heels - serves me right!!!!  I was going to lunch, made a pit stop and looked at the back of my leg and saw that damn run!!!  I hate that!!!!  So I had to buy a new pair.... and *I* like the control top type - I need SUPPORT in my life!  hold my legs UP and IN, please!!!  They hardly sell those kind anymore...... ~smh~  took me 10 min to buy freakin HOES!!!!  lol 

Remember the 99 cent "hoes" from the corner store?  They felt and sounded like you were walking with corrugated cardboard between your legs.  How is that those sukkas were always too short, but drooped around my ankles anyway? 

you damn LIGHTWEIGHT!!!!!!

MY supersized azz NEVER qualified for the 99 cent store ones!!!  LMAOOOOO - I ALWAYS had to get the QUEEN PLUS super duper controlled, strangle yo azz if you wear them more than the regular business day, wish you never heard of a DRESS or SKIRT, pray for me as I walk through the parking lot ot my car - BIG AZZ PANTY HOES!!!!!!

Just my Size???  BULLSHIOT!!!!!!! 

Who said they fit?  Dem hoes always stopped just above my knees. 

Did anyone cut the "crotch" out the HOES just to make them longer???  Or was that just me....


My momma made me do it!!!

Thank God for scrubs!!  I swear my big arse rubbing together thighs and "hoes" were not made to get along with one another.  It's a miracle I did not start fires!!