Piggybacking off of MM what is that you Don't wear...

I am hiding out in the fat stuff till I am down at least 3 sizes.  My date is 3/9  so I hope when the time comes for the shorts, I will bust out in something without the big azz legs!!!!  My last few summers I have stayed in jeans outside the house.  The best I could hope for was neat, not cute!  I want some sandles with heels cause I can't walk in them now. This granny dumpn dem dang granny panties and the dem dang gum night shirts.  Husband says I can blow whatever on some nice niteware