Top 10 Ways to have a good time @ the DC Meet n Greet
Ok, yall know I love me a top ten list - hopefully this one can help someone that don't know how to come out and have a good time, so here goes.....
10. Leave your drama at home. There is always time to pick up and focus on B/S - Don't focus on drama or strife.
9. Bring a right attitude. When dealing with large groups some things may not run smooth, roll with the flow. Be forgiving of minor mishaps
8. Come with the mind to party!!!!!!! Nothing matters to me but having a BALL with my peeps.
7, Resist the urge to talk about people! Even IF somebody grates your friggin nerves - YOU ARE NOT GOING FOR THEM! Ignore that azz and focus on doing you! Rumors and he/said - she/said can fugg up a good time!
6. DO YOU!!!!!!! If anyody has a problem with that FUGG EM.
5. DO WHO YOU WANNA DO. If you wanna go on a personal mission to fugg all the people you can before returning home, YOU DO DAT SHIOT!!!!!!
4. Recognize that there are only 3 men on BAF so everybody can't fugg all three (unless their some bad boyz) and some of us don't want to. So don't go with a LOVE CONNECTION in mind. Plan on having a good time kicking it with your peeps and if dat azz gets tapped consider that a bonus.
3. Make up your mind to laugh as much as you can as long as you can.
2. Mind your own damn business. If it ain't got shiot to do with you stay out of it.
(Drum roll pleaze.........)
1. Vegas rules aren't just for VEGAS. What goes on in DC, stays in DC (Who am I kidding I know biotches love gossip) OK so since that won't work let me just say, Brenda is the BIOTCH that works hard and takes care of her kids in Houston) That biotch won't be coming to DC. Her alter ego BRANDI - That believes in being responsibly reckless is coming, and that ho don't know how to act when she don't have a curfew, to worry about babysitters, or rumors - so just spell the name right. 
Working on me - want to be better in everyway not just physically!!! Its a process no time to judge or be judged!!!!
I just said I don't care if 20 people have an orgy every night in someone's room as long as the beyotch who didn't get hers just right ain't trippin the next day.
DO YOU!
Can't wait to meet you Brandi...and Brandi has a band so she can drink!!!
I have been on a 6-month celibacy mission since December so I don't plan on screwing anybody when I am there, unless I meet some superfione, super smooth, dark chocolate Adonnais. (Ok I dun got excited just typing those words) But anywho....
Shiot I forgot where I was going with this story. BUT HELL YEAH I CAN DRINK!!!!! ITS GOING DOWN!!!!! Brandi is a damn fool, she can't wait to meet you either.
Working on me - want to be better in everyway not just physically!!! Its a process no time to judge or be judged!!!!
TRUE LOVE DOES NOT COME BY FINDING THE PERFECT PERSON BUT BY LEARNING TO SEE AN IMPERFECT PERSON PERFECTLY
"If you want to go forward, you put the car in D. If you want to go backward, you put the car in R." ~ President B. Obama
Ain't NOBODY (myself included) got time for FOOLISHNESS...And just so I can show you better than I can tell you...steer clear away from DeeLoLo (that's my girlfriend who is coming in my place...cuz the nice me cannot take this hur trip...) That heffa is NO joke...and takes NO prisoners...fool with her...you might come back home minus some digits...for real!
Thank you for the TOP TEN...and hopefully some folk up in hur have printed them and posted them at their desk to memorize BEFORE hopping on that plane, or getting behind that wheel to head to the M&G!
Hollah!
DD and DeeLoLo
