Blk Porns why people....

Esheanewroad
on 2/10/09 4:54 am, edited 2/10/09 5:05 am - Brooklyn, NY
Well I'm just going to jump into this topic. I know people will comment & laugh @ this one.
I have a group of friends that consist of females and males, ok the girls over rule the guys  any way we trade porn flicks with one another & discuss the movies lol( yeah we do) we all have our own preferences of what we like to look @ I like looking @ blk porns and BBW porns. I must say I have to joke about the one move I finished watching last night, it was called
"Big Black Butts Wit Thick Dentz #1" (yes that's right)
LOL Blk people we sure can choose some movie titles. The name of the flick had me cracking up laughing before I even watch the DVD.
The synopsis on the case read >>Dentz is whatz new in the street! Phat asses with cheese- It's called orange peel!( meaning the men like for a women butt to look like an orange peel with all the dents in it) Mo Wetta's ass is so dented, so thick you will trip! << The name Mo Wetta aloneI'm not even going to go there! 
I was so heated when I seen some of  the Hooves these women called feet!! This one chick named  was Thunder Katt.
Her feet was so horrible as my 84 yr old grandfather. Who's I've been working in the cotton field in 102 degree heat, with no shoes on looked better than Thunder Katt feet. I thought she had a pedicure submerge in concrete and left to air dry. Granted everyone don't have the best feet. but if you are going on camera and having sex with someone why you can't get your feet worked on? Or just keep some socks on

Watching black porns over the years here's my minor observations
1.  Black porns 9 x's out of 10 the title is spelled with ebonics.
2. The women & men sometimes have gun shots or both battle scares either on there sides, the ass, legs or face.
3. They have the worst sound effects and the girl is either moaning or screaming. But when the camera zoom in to the womens face her mouth is not even open or moving.
4. The women have Bad weaves, or rainbow brite colors
5. No story line, a few words said and they go straight into having sex!
6. Someone is always ashy!
7. **Why must my BBW girls have to have on outfits that are to small for them and cutting into there rolls or there stockings can't fit!
8. Those ugly white boots or see-thru shoes.
9.  Allot of flicks starts off with the women giving a man head
10. If I 4 got to list any please feel free to add on



God is good all the time!
Dalexis
on 2/10/09 5:08 am - Brooklyn, NY
You just describe most of the porn flicks in creation.

I never heard of / seen a porn flick with a plot (well, not much of one anyway)

So, ya'll be in the living room doing "People on Film", eh?  lol

"I didn't like that film.  I mean the title alone left me limp"

"And what about that girl's weave??"

"HATED IT!!!!"

"An why they call them Dentz??? Where I come from they're called dimples or cottage cheese!"

Oh, and of your list, you for got one...terrible bassline soundtrack on a continuous loop. 

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."   Plutach.  Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.

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Esheanewroad
on 2/10/09 5:14 am - Brooklyn, NY
LOL, yeah the name alone had me starring at the case. I seen white porns before and they have nice outfits, nice sound, they try to have a storyline. Yeah I thought they where called dimples to. And yes i forgot about the continuous loops or you always have someone that want to be a rapper or producer.
God is good all the time!
Dalexis
on 2/10/09 5:54 am - Brooklyn, NY
And its always the bassline.. and you ever notice no one ever uses their real names in the credits?

Music by MILES LONG

Directed by DICK JOHNSON

Produced by DUQUON G.

(and none of the actors have last names)

Starring:  Shaqueeta
                  Uneequa
                  Bomoniqua
                 Quadahshah
                       and
Special Guest Star --Pappo DoRite

Hondurian Queen
on 2/10/09 5:11 am - BOSTON, MA
GIRL YOU AINT NEVER LIED.......YOUR LIST DONE SAID IT ALL.   BUT I LOVE TO WATCH ME SOME BLACK PORN BUT I WATCH IT WITH THE SOUND ON MUTE CANT DEAL WITH ALL THAT DAMN MOANING  

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Dalexis
on 2/10/09 5:14 am - Brooklyn, NY
Besides, you cause ur own moaning, eh?  lol

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."   Plutach.  Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.

www.myspace.com/dalexis863

Hondurian Queen
on 2/10/09 5:28 am - BOSTON, MA
MINES IS COOL BUT NO THE REASON IS SO I CAN HEAR HIS MOANING I WATCH IT WHILE I AM ENTERTAINING NOSEY

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Dalexis
on 2/10/09 5:30 am - Brooklyn, NY
Inquiring minds wanted to know.  lol

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."   Plutach.  Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.

www.myspace.com/dalexis863

Hondurian Queen
on 2/10/09 5:35 am - BOSTON, MA
WELL NOW YOU KNOW

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Esheanewroad
on 2/10/09 5:33 am - Brooklyn, NY
I hear that girl!
God is good all the time!
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