OT Saturday night question: If It Were Acceptable???
CTC: Sure, we would love to help you, now explain to us your siatuation, and i will then review with you our many options!
Mom: well i have an unruly son, he is cursing out the teacher, ******g in kid's locker rooms, calls me a *****
CTC: Ma'am can i stop you right there and let you know, that you're in luck because today we are running a "called me a *****: discount until the 14th... and you're eligible! it's 15% off todays service! with addition time added on to todays ass whooping!
Mom: Oh thank you! You guys are a Godsend!
CTC: ok well we charge per 15 minutes. Resaerch has shown that 15 minutes of str8 breakin' off something awful on individuals between the ages of 10-28 produce optimal results. now what age is your son?
Mom: 15, sir
CTC: perfect! now we break down these 15 minute sessions with 5 special techniques carried out in 3 minute intervals, so your 15 minute program is completely fulfilled! We do not space these intervals, they are done one after the other. Our specialists are quite well trained and at peak pysical health.
Mom: sounds great!
CTC: these sessions include the grab and slam, the smack up, the stomp out, and the roundhouse. the belt buckl delight, the thrilla in manila, the cap in the ass bust, and our more popular service called "punks jump up to get beat down". it's all inclusive!
Mom: ooh that one sounds good, i think i'll go with that one!
CTC Super! now you have a choice in belt material, size and belt buckle weight....
Mom: hmmm do you have the belt like pops on the wayans brothers?
CTC: excellent choice we do have that in stock!
Now finally ma'am would you like this carried out with timb boots? thats a little extra, but an excellent option!
Mom OH BOY! that would be great! Im so excited! Do you video tape this?
CTC: not only that , maam but we'll do you one better... we will add it to youtube if you want that option!
Mom: oh yeah? you guys can do that? well lay it on me!
CTC: now you can have a male specialist deliver the service, but we find that for added humiliation, we fidn many parents choose the female specialist, because no one likes to have their ass handed to them by a woman.... but its increidbly effective.
Mom: You guys.... are ... awesome, i cannot thank you enough for this service! yeah give me the female toption!
CTC ok maa'm so your order consist of the "punks Jum pu to get beat down" treatment, timb boots, female specialist, with the john witherspoon style belt, and you have the "nukka what did you just call me??? " discount" Today your total will be 250. 99!
Mom: you guys are a steal!!!!!!! i will definitely tell my friends about it!
CTC:Make sure you do, and our rices are so low because we are in constant demand! and because of this we pass on our success to you, the consumer... We will be around your house at around 6 am, our specialist sherlita will service you.
Okay maam thank you for calling childcare consultants
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Plutach. Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.
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all night oh really?? bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
see these are things you don't tell to folks like me.....LMaoOOOOO
DO-BER-MAN!!!! RuFFF Ruff!!!
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Plutach. Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.
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O.K. I WANNA PLAY!!!!
1.)I WOULD BE A PROFESSIONAL ASS KICKER FOR *****ASS *****HS! 2.)I WOULD BE A PROFESSIONAL STRIPPER ON THE SIDE! 3.) IN CHURCH I WOULD REQUEST THAT U CAN BRING AN IPOD IN CHURCH, AND LISTEN TO WHATEVER U WANNA LISTEN TO IF THE PASTOR IS BORING!(PROBABLY GONNA GET SOME FLACK FOR THAT ONE) LOL! 4.)I WOULD GO INTO JENNY CRAIG MEETINGS, AND TALK ABOUT FOLKS THAT CONSTANTLY COME IN AND BE MAD IF THEY HAVEN'T LOST A POUND! 5.)I WOULD GO INTO SCHOOLS, AND BEAT ALL THE KIDS ASSES THAT ACT UP IN SCHOOL!!(DAMN THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE; YOU GOING TO DAVID'S OFFICE!!, AND I WOULDN'T TAKE A LUNCH BREAK FROM BEATING ASSES ALL DAY!!!!) LOL!
"STOP MAKING EXCUSES, AND MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!!!!
"I WOULD RATHER HAVE THE BLESSER THAN THE BLESSINGS CAUSE WITH HIM I HAVE EVERYTHING."
"MAKE SURE YOU SPEAK SUCCESS FOR YOUR WLS INTO EXISTENCE EVERYDAY."
