OT-What are the rules to a jump off???

ktjajj
on 2/5/09 1:59 am - Buffalo, NY
Ok me and some friends were talking and we seem to have very different ideas as to what are the rules to a jump off? So I of course googled it and this is what I came up with. Anyone else have any rules they want to add to this list.

1) No overnight stays

Staying the night sends the wrong message. It says that you actually don’t mind waking up to them in the morning, when truth is, you don’t even want to see them after you finish going for

2) Never let them come to your housethe gold. Get thee gone.
Fact is, if you let them come to your house they can find a reason to stay longer than you want them to.

3) No unnecessary conversations

Undoubtedly, the jump-off will expect you to at least talk to them about the days current events. I strongly discourage this. In fact, I think that you shouldn’t spend anymore than 30 minutes of time in their presence fully clothed…at their house (see #2).

4) Piggybacking on the conversations, no unnecessary time

Now, let’s assume you want your jump-off to solely be on JO status. That means you can’t go running around all willy nilly playing Connect 4 or going to the mall

5) No gifts


 


~Luving Me~
on 2/5/09 2:05 am - Boston, MA
 Not like I ever had one before, but I would have to add no kissing 

 

 

taw1975
on 2/5/09 2:18 am - DFW, TX
So Blessed!
on 2/5/09 2:08 am

I learn so much on this board... 
taw1975
on 2/5/09 2:20 am - DFW, TX
In at 9 (or later) gone by 2. 
Meet no one--friends, kids, family, etc.
You are there for one purpose--so no drinks, dinner, movie, etc.
No mouth period--whi*****ludes kissing as well as other things. 

and please don't ask for anything special and please believe there will be plastics involved.
GorgeousIsa
on 2/5/09 2:24 am - Philly-delphia, PA
Do not ask them why they did not call you back, they would think you were pressed...lol
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# 1 MACK_MAMA
on 2/5/09 2:28 am
LOL!!!!  Yep - them looks like some pretty good guidelines right thur!!! 

that overnight stay thing is tha TRUTH!!!!  OMG - I had to wake a mofo UP from nodding off one time - was like NAW padna!! you tots TA GOOOOOOO!!!!!

HAHAHHAHA!!! 

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Symaya's DAD
on 2/5/09 2:38 am - SAINT LOUIS, MO
ALSO DON'T LEAVE SHIOT BEHIND!LEAVE WITH EVERYTHING CAME WITH. ALSO I WILL CALL U DON'T CALL ME.
"STOP MAKING EXCUSES, AND MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!!!!
"I WOULD RATHER HAVE THE BLESSER THAN THE BLESSINGS CAUSE WITH HIM I HAVE EVERYTHING."
"MAKE SURE YOU SPEAK SUCCESS FOR YOUR WLS INTO EXISTENCE EVERYDAY."
taw1975
on 2/5/09 2:46 am - DFW, TX
LMAO.  Men do that shiot too.  I had a friend that always tried to leave his jacket...

get yo shiot, buh-bye.
PrettyPlum
on 2/5/09 2:38 am, edited 2/5/09 2:46 am
How bout dont jump off if your not  " emotionally equipped "  to handle it ? 

See, Im the type that likes to cuddle afterwards.......

But I quickly learned in the relationship that Im speaking of that the bedroom was actually the boardroom. - Strictily business.......


ETA :   Theres NO such things as "  holidays "  when it comes to jump offs. 


Get yours,  cause the other person is only concerned about getting theirs. 


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