OT: I think my daughter just pimped me.......
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on 2/5/09 1:07 am - syracuse, NY
on 2/5/09 1:07 am - syracuse, NY
Ma I think 9 is about right...their little minds go into pimp mode fast. I can remeber when my son was that age ....I started to notice that Bigstraw (my son's nickname ) always had cash...not alot but more than what I had been sending him to school with.......at first i am thinking his pops or his uncle and nem broke him off.......but the thing that snapped me out of that line of thinking was ...we were at walmart and we shopping ....he picks up this toy and say I am going to buy this ( he had some pocket money of his own but I didnt know how mch at the time ) Me not paying attention to what the price tag said, I simply asked him do you have enough ( cause i wasnt giving up any money for fun stuff that day )
Anywho we get to checkout...he goes first.....cashier says $29.00........I am like whole up wait a minute. I was like boy you dont have enough money for that.....he says yes i do mommey pulls out a bundles of ones.......pays for his stuff. Soon as we get to the car I am grilling him where did you get the money from....I mean i am mean mugging him and everything...told him he had better not been stealing .....I continue with the grilling and mean mugging cause i wasnt believing him when he told me he didnt steal the money....so he finally breaks out the tears and told me he was selling snacks from the house,selling off his school supplies and double charging the kids at school for the snacks he bought at the corner store ....now I know how much the snacks,school supplies etc cost....I am doing the math in my head and I was like damn little man is turning a profit like a mofo........now while I didnt totaly agree with his method cause he was practically a playground loan shark .....I couldnt stay angry with him.......that day I realized Bigstraw will never be broke.....my babys a hustler( and yes I did tell him to quit that mess hustling kids out of their lunch money isnt cool )
Anywho we get to checkout...he goes first.....cashier says $29.00........I am like whole up wait a minute. I was like boy you dont have enough money for that.....he says yes i do mommey pulls out a bundles of ones.......pays for his stuff. Soon as we get to the car I am grilling him where did you get the money from....I mean i am mean mugging him and everything...told him he had better not been stealing .....I continue with the grilling and mean mugging cause i wasnt believing him when he told me he didnt steal the money....so he finally breaks out the tears and told me he was selling snacks from the house,selling off his school supplies and double charging the kids at school for the snacks he bought at the corner store ....now I know how much the snacks,school supplies etc cost....I am doing the math in my head and I was like damn little man is turning a profit like a mofo........now while I didnt totaly agree with his method cause he was practically a playground loan shark .....I couldnt stay angry with him.......that day I realized Bigstraw will never be broke.....my babys a hustler( and yes I did tell him to quit that mess hustling kids out of their lunch money isnt cool )
LMAOOOOOOO
girl - I worked the SAME kinda hustles when *I* was a kid!!!! I did the snack re-sell thing, I sold Garbage Pail Kid cards (remember those?) and even breakfast tacos!!!!! LOL
Then I upped my game and started selling "intellectual property" by selling study sheets, writing papers for the football team, even college essays when I was in high school - I made a GRIP!!!!!
The problem i got with babygirl is that she is hustling ME - she gotta keep that shiot outside the household!!!!! LMAOOOOOO
girl - I worked the SAME kinda hustles when *I* was a kid!!!! I did the snack re-sell thing, I sold Garbage Pail Kid cards (remember those?) and even breakfast tacos!!!!! LOL
Then I upped my game and started selling "intellectual property" by selling study sheets, writing papers for the football team, even college essays when I was in high school - I made a GRIP!!!!!
The problem i got with babygirl is that she is hustling ME - she gotta keep that shiot outside the household!!!!! LMAOOOOOO
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on 2/5/09 1:33 am - syracuse, NY
on 2/5/09 1:33 am - syracuse, NY
lol.....you just gotta teach babygurl to channel her hustling energy elsewhere and not to break the golden rule of "thou shall not hustle immediate family member " lol
My rule is more silver.....
Thou shalt not hustle yo MAMA!!!!
Grandma is open season - she got DEEP pockets and a cloudy mind......
Thou shalt not hustle yo MAMA!!!!
Grandma is open season - she got DEEP pockets and a cloudy mind......
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