OT: I think my daughter just pimped me.......

Ain't this some ****!!!!  Lil HEFFA!!!!

She likes to high side and eat lunch at school, right?  It's $1.60 a day - so no biggie - I USED to make her lunch - she likes to be big balla...... well - the school will let you build a balance on the account and just pay every so often, so I ask her to get the balance $ and tell me, then I sent money by her to school.  

Last week, I asked this lil mofo what the balance was - she told me $16.  I sent her to school with $30 Monday morning..... I ask her today what the balance is - she tells me she owes $10.

ssssskkkkkrreeeeettt!!!!  <---- the sound in my head.

WHAT?  How you owe 10?  This is when she begins to stammer.  Umm.... ummm.... the lady had told me the 20 didn't pay......(I have her the 30 as a 20 bill and 10 bill)  HUH?  the 20 didn't pay?  I say - are you in a casino?  What the hell you MEAN the 20 didn't pay?  what the HELL happened to my 10????!!!!

  and   out of this heffa....... well - I had put half the 10 on snacks......

WHAT IN THE HOT HAM SAMMICH????!!!!!!!  you done took the $$ I gave you to put on your LUNCH account and you are divving it up for SNACKS and ****  

AWWWWHHEEELLLLNNAAAWWWWW!!!!  Tell you what, ms. missy.... you bout to start gettin 'mama lunches' ERRRYDAY!!!!  And Imma call up to that kitchen and find out EXACTLY what the balance is and put a HOLD on your 'SNACK PIMPIN'!!!!!!

WHAT DA HELL???  She KNOWS I track $$ for a living - did she REALLY think she was gonna find some 'creative' accounting for that $30?????  FRAUD ASS EMBEZZLER IN TRAINING!!!!!

Ok - yall with kids - is 9 where they start play pimpin or WHAT?????

 Girl you gotta 3 year head start.  Mine is 6 and she was swiping $1.00 every day for ice cream at lunch time.  Slick ass.

DAMN!!!  I can't believe she did that **** was REALLY trying to get one over too!!!  ~smh~ these teenage years gonna be HELL

Can I just say it sounds like she learned from the best...

Naw playa - I had a side hustle in my day - I couldn't get my mama like dat..... I at least had a lil work to do to get my $$ - I ain't NEVA try to slick my mama - I was terribly scared of that *****!!  I would cheat JESUS before I cheat my mama!!!! 

Girl please..i'll be 33 next month and I'm still scared of my mama.

LMAO!!!  I just turned 33 and will email that heffa a LIST of **** I buy with money she gives me for my daughter JUST so she know....... LOL!!!! 

MJ, hey dere gull! er uh, what da name of dat pill again that mek me git some shut eye?

Hi Sweetie!  I've got a script for Trazadone.  I believe the usual sleep dose is 50 mg.  I can get by with splitting a pill in half. 

I've figured out working 2 jobs will help a sister get to sleep like I've been knocked over the head.  I'm typing this while sitting in bed with the laptop trying to prepare myself for day 20 out of 21 straight days of work.  What the hell was I thinking??!!!

Thanks Boo! I have had maybe 10 hrs of sleep in the last 3 nights ~sigh~

DAYUM, how you do that? Girl, I work 730-400 M-F.....deal with my heffas.....my mutts (husby and son)....cook, clean, prepare for next day......school work......and I am mentally as well as physically tired and still cannot go to sleep! The OTC sleep meds sends me into a *deep* sleep for about 3-4 hours and then I am