Don't get it twisted...

Umm why is it that a "mantenance man" seems to forget the rules after a while...HELLO

RULE #1 - Don't catch any feelings

RULE #2 - You ain't gotta go home..but after the fun & games are over you got to get the hippty hop up outta here

RULE #3 - Don't put the business out on the streets

I mean we are GROW FOLKS...we talked about this BEFORE we did anything...why do you now act like you have slipped, fallen, and bumped your head


Now I'm back to square one with the application process...

YOU forgot proper maintenence protocol somewhere appearently.....

did you start TALKING to this mofo - like other than time, place, whether to knock on the door or just wait till you open it?

did you kiss or rub this mofo OTHER than in the moment?

Does this mofo know ANYTHING about you OTHER than what you drive (if yall meeting at the 'spot') and what underwear you rock (if any - I say be READY for the showdowns)

Sounds to me like you 'fed tha troll' - following protocol avoids confusion........ need a class?  I got enrollment starting......... LOL!!!!! 

Nope...but I may have kept him a little longer than I should...I forgot the cycle system

~smh~ the cycle is required for a REASON!!!!  dats aiight - you a pimpette in training...... too much exposure makes em weak - and stupid....... just like with working out you gotta vary the routine for 'muscle confusion' - same with the dudes - gotta rotate em so THEY stay confused, be like 'does she dig me or not?'  LOL!!!!!

Hate you gotta audition some jokers again!  But NOW you know to get you two at the LEAST - I liked to keep a steady two with a third 'wild card' in the corner pocket - so JUST then the two got settled in their 'rotation'..... BAM!  Bring in 3rd string and leave em hangin.......

DAT'S RIGHT

I'm cutting that mug off for a while...hope his withdraw is not severe....but I know he will be having the shakes, and sweating...poor him

You gotta be hard with it if you gon do it.  Just mean mug the phone when he call - don't even answer - wait about 1.5 - 2 months then just call his azz out tha blue - act like yall talked yesterday - set up the 'gig' at a 'spot' - show up, do ya thang, then hop up and LEAVE - then repeat the process.....

takes 2-3 times for the mofo to get fully rehabilitated........

I think we were seperated at birth 

DANGGGGG, Sexy YaYa - Girl YOUZ A GANGSTA! 

That post is toooo funny! 

You like - POOF BE GONE!!     And he like- WHATTTT! 

You know what...at least I was honest...I guess he thought I was joking...NOT 

Hey lady,
You do you!  I just think that was too funny!  Reading those posts made me think about the movie "Two can play that game!"    You ain't no amateur! 

You make them confused, disheveled, bewildered, lethargic......

I heard someone use the term - KRYPTONITE KOOCHIE- Some people must have kryptonite koochie!   They have people strung out, not bathing or eating, calling in to work!    I don't know if I want to experience anything like that! 

I am an amused fly on the wall!