Please ladies, please tell me I'm not alone.

Ok, so I've been having some plumbing issues.  Not with my body but with the toilet in my bathroom.  It's been clogging up.  Maintenance comes in, they have to remove the toilet and place a new one in only after they brought in heavy duty machinery to 'unclog' the pipes.  I was thinking maybe my son dropped something down there accidentally (or on purpose depending on if it's one of his good or bad days). But the dude tells me he believes there were feminine products down there.   I said "Not down my toilet you didn't find feminine products."  How do I know because 1.) I use the Diva Cup.  and 2.) Even if I did use pads how ICK is it to flush them down the toilet?? Who does that?!  I was offended by the implication.

Now this is where I need your help ladies, my fellow BBW's and my newly skinny sistas.  I use a loooot of TP.  I have a lot back there and it takes a looot of wiping. ( I hope that's not TMI! ) Gosh!  Please tell me 1.) I'm not alone.  2.) That I will have to do less wiping when I am smaller.    I know for a fact there were no feminine products, but a lot of TP?  Maybe.  Help a sista out! lol

I use a loooot of TP.  "I have a lot back there and it takes a looot of wiping"  

That was too funny, but i really would have said that to the plumber dude... have next to the toilet in a basket in my bathroom conelle wipes (sp) the one with the dog on it. The kids use them and my hubby no body wants a smelly azz Fat or Skinny

Actually LadyJwb that's exactly what I told him, lol.  What qualifies him to identify a FEMININE product accurately anyway? lol.  Anyway, I'll take your advice about the wipes.  Have you totally replaced your TP for the wipes?  I know I carry wipes in my purse for use at work, and I normally just wipe with a washcloth at home but now I'm thinking my son and I combined may be using way too much TP, resulting in embarassing outcomes!

 NO! I have not replaced just minimizes using so much tissue.

Ok, got you! lol

I use the wipes as well after wiping with the TP every since when I was living overseas, this lady told me that Americans are so backward.  She said we wipe babies butts with wet wipes and their crap is not really that bad (smelly****il they move to table food, yet as grownups, we wipe our behind with dry toilet paper and believe our butts to be clean.  That made so much sense to me when she put it that way. 

You know, she had a great point!

First of all, calm your behind (lol) down.  Plumbers say that to everyone.  For example, when my family lived with me there were 3 women in one household. My mother who has gone through the change and my sister who is on dialysis and does not menstruate...I was the only one and I didn't at that time cause, I had pills that enabled me not to, lol.  Anywho, when I had plumbing issues on a brand new house, mind you, they said the same thing.  Even my dad called the man a lie, so get that crap out your head. 

Okay second issue, why would you use less TP?  I can say that I am double and triple wiper and always have been.  I think that single pass stuff is nasty...Be proud of your hygiene, revel in the fact that although your ass is big your hands and behind are clean, .  Plus, until your body adjusts (if u have RNY) you will have periods of constipation and/ or diarrhea.  Consider it all waste and weight loss and keep it movin!

LOL, ok, ok I get it.  I'ma keep it moving, lol.  I'm just gonna do the TP/wipe combo at home as well, like I said I usually wash when I'm home.