WELL I NEVER...
The conversation:
Mr. Fine Ass: "Hey, Shawty / boo/ you/whatever. What yo' name iz?"
Unsuspecting Woman: "My name is LaShondaLoQuita...but you can call me LaLo. "
Mr. Fine Ass: "Hi. My name be Rolo....Now, Shawty, Boo, LoLo, whatevah yo' name iz...ben' ovah an' gimme some sex...lemme see whatchu workin' wif..."
LOL.
Mr. Fine Ass: "Hey, Shawty / boo/ you/whatever. What yo' name iz?"
Unsuspecting Woman: "My name is LaShondaLoQuita...but you can call me LaLo. "
Mr. Fine Ass: "Hi. My name be Rolo....Now, Shawty, Boo, LoLo, whatevah yo' name iz...ben' ovah an' gimme some sex...lemme see whatchu workin' wif..."
LOL.
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Plutach. Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.
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I hate pain... Girl I could see myself now trying to get back in the car and driving back home crying, getting in a car accident cause my ass hurt...
Officer: Ma'am can you tell me how fast you were going and explain to me how you got in this ditch? By the way, may I see your driver license and registration?
Me: Officer see whar happen was I was on Obesityhelp,, talking to my peeps about this guy who I met... Now OnMayWay2Better told me that once I get past the initial pain it's actually quite enjoyable...
Officer: Ma'am so what you telling me is that OnMayWay2Better told you that once you reck your car, get through the initial pain that it's ENJOYABLE?
Me: No sir we were talking about ANAL sex... NOW I'm all ****** up in the ass...
LOL... BABY... I HEARD YOU HAVE LOOSE BOOTY WHEN YOU DO THAT!!! LOL... NOT IN MY ASS...
Officer: Ma'am can you tell me how fast you were going and explain to me how you got in this ditch? By the way, may I see your driver license and registration?
Me: Officer see whar happen was I was on Obesityhelp,, talking to my peeps about this guy who I met... Now OnMayWay2Better told me that once I get past the initial pain it's actually quite enjoyable...
Officer: Ma'am so what you telling me is that OnMayWay2Better told you that once you reck your car, get through the initial pain that it's ENJOYABLE?
Me: No sir we were talking about ANAL sex... NOW I'm all ****** up in the ass...
LOL... BABY... I HEARD YOU HAVE LOOSE BOOTY WHEN YOU DO THAT!!! LOL... NOT IN MY ASS...