WELL I NEVER...

Mrs.Royalty
on 1/26/09 6:05 am - Martinsburg, WV
LMBAO... GIRL HE WANTED TO PUT IT IN DA ASS... HELL NAWL BABY...  HELL NAWL... LOL
(deactivated member)
on 1/26/09 6:38 am
Girl that wasn't so bad...what got me was him asking for sex after a couple of conversations
Dalexis
on 1/26/09 7:49 am - Brooklyn, NY
The conversation:

Mr. Fine Ass:  "Hey, Shawty / boo/ you/whatever.   What yo' name iz?"

Unsuspecting Woman: "My name is LaShondaLoQuita...but you can call me LaLo. "

Mr. Fine Ass: "Hi. My name be Rolo....Now, Shawty, Boo, LoLo, whatevah yo' name iz...ben' ovah an' gimme some sex...lemme see whatchu workin' wif..."


LOL
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"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."   Plutach.  Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.

www.myspace.com/dalexis863

Mrs.Royalty
on 1/26/09 12:28 pm - Martinsburg, WV
Ro Ro... NOT IN MY ASS THOUGH... LOL...  Girl when a sista is all locked up and can't go... TEARS come down my eyes... FUGDE that... ***singing*** " I can't stand pain... in my anal... I can't stand the pain"  HELL TO THE DOUBLE NAWL!!!
(deactivated member)
on 1/26/09 11:15 am - Baltimore, MD
sheeeeeit, i'll stick it wherever she want me to. y'all some prudes 
OnMyWay2Better
on 1/26/09 11:29 am
LMAO!!!  This was by far the most entertaining blog I've read in a while!  I definitely needed that.  For the record, I have heard once you get past the initial pain it's actually quite enjoyable...I'm just not that brave though...lol!
Mrs.Royalty
on 1/26/09 12:41 pm - Martinsburg, WV
I hate pain... Girl I could see myself now trying to get back in the car and driving back home crying, getting in a car accident cause my ass hurt...

Officer: Ma'am can you tell me how fast you were going and explain to me how you got in this ditch? By the way, may I see your driver license and registration?

Me: Officer see whar happen was I was on Obesityhelp,, talking to my peeps about this guy who I met... Now OnMayWay2Better told me that once I get past the initial pain it's actually quite enjoyable...

Officer: Ma'am so what you telling me is that OnMayWay2Better told you that once you reck your car, get through the initial pain that it's ENJOYABLE?

Me: No sir we were talking about ANAL sex... NOW I'm all ****** up in the ass...
 
LOL...  BABY... I HEARD YOU HAVE LOOSE BOOTY WHEN YOU DO THAT!!! LOL... NOT IN MY ASS... 
Mrs.Royalty
on 1/26/09 12:29 pm - Martinsburg, WV
BIG SAM... NOT IN MY ASS THOUGH PLAYA... NOT IN THE ASS... LOL
OnMyWay2Better
on 1/26/09 9:08 pm
LMFAO!!!  Un-un...don't blame that on me!!!!  Nothing like an early morning laugh!!!
Mrs.Royalty
on 1/26/09 9:32 pm - Martinsburg, WV
LOL... GURL I CAN SEE MYSELF NOW... MY HUSBAND COME HOME.. I TELL HIM, HONEY CAN WE TRY SOME ANAL SEX... HE GET THE LUBE... TRY TO PUT IT IN THEN...LMAO...

Sis... laughter is good for the soul... keep on laughing... 
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