WELL I NEVER...

OKAY SO I GIVE THIS MAN MY PHONE NUMBER... ( I CAN HEAR THE SAINTS OF GOD JUDGE ME RIGHT NOW) GIRL YOU MARRIED... OKAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! LOL... ANYWHO... I GAVE THIS GUY MY NUMBER JUST SO WE CAN CHAT... LOL (YEA RIGHT)  THIS MUTHA F*()&^ CALLS ME AND WE HAD SOME VERY INTERESTING CONVERSATION... HELL I WOULD BE AT THE GYM WITH THE EARPIECE IN RUNNING ON THE TREADMILL TALKING TO THIS BRUTHA... HELL HE FINE... WE WAS JUST TALKIN... LOL...

AT ANY RATE THE OTHER NIGHT HE CALLS ME... I GO DOWNSTAIRS IN THE BASEMENT JUST TO TALK... HE COMES OUT HIS MOUTH AND SAID... WELL HERES THE CONVERSATION... LOL... LETS CALL HIM MR. FINE ASS...

MR. FINE ASS:  VONDA, I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU...

VONDA: HUH... NUCCA YOU KNOW I'M MARRIED... (I HEAR THE SAINTS I HEAR THE SAINTS) LOL

MR.FINE ASS: I DO ANYTHING WITH MY WOMAN... I LIKE TO HAVE HER FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER THE TOSS HER OVER AND GET IT FROM THE ASS...

VONDA:YOU GOAT MOUTH ASS MUTHA F*&**& CAN I HAVE MY NUMBER BACK... LMAO...

MR. FINE ASS: VONDA ARE YOU OFFENDED AND DID YOU JUST CALL ME A GOAT MOUTH?

VONDA: YOU TALKING ABOUT MY ASS HERE... LOL...

THEN WE KEPT TALKING AND HE APOLOGIZES BUT WTF?
I KNOW PEOPLE DO WHAT THEY DO... BUT I WANT CONTROL OF MY BOWELS... I DON'T WANT TO BE WALKING F*&* AROUND AND FART AND **** COME OUT... HELL NAW... NOT MY CUP A TEA... HOW DARE YOU...

THAT WAS SOME CRAZY **** WHAT SOME OF THE CRAZIEST ISH YOU HEARD?

P.S.  WE ALL GROWN, SO I CAN TALK THIS KIND OF **** RIGHT?  IF NOT... JUST LET ME KNOW... LMAO

ROYALTY

Oh see un uhn sis! I was on here just minding my business reading my messages not planning on blogging til later in the week cause it still hurts a little when I sit up, but I had to post on this! WTF!!! when I get down there I'm gonna have to whoop yo tail, lol!

tell that nasty arse nucca to sit himself down somewhere! tell him to try freaking himself in the arse and see how that feels!

****on another note****

Hey Everyone! I'm doing well and I have to thank Vonda for keeping everyone informed on my health. Thank u to everyone who checked up on me and with each day the pain is getting MUCH better! I love u all and can't wait to see u in Feb!

~Kerbi

LOL...  YOU OUT OF EVERYBODY KNOW THAT BIG SIS AIN'T GOT NO SENSE... GIRL AND HE FINE... I WAS THINKING ABOUT GIVING HIM SOME TOO... GIRL HE FU8& THAT ALL UP... LOL

lol, terrible, terrible!!!

lol... yes lawd...

HEY GIRLS..  GLAD TO HEAR THAT ALL IS WELL WITH YOU MISS LADY AND VONDA . I AM NOT GOING TO JUDGE YOU CAUSE WHO THE HELL IS ANYONE TO DO THAT ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE BUT GIRL YOU AINTNEVER TRIED IT IN THE ASS IT AINT BAD IF YOU DO IT WITH ONE PERSON AND ONLY ONCE IN A WHILE YOU CANT BE DOING IT ON THE REGULAR I CANT BELIEVE HE WOULD EVEN GO THERE WITH YOU ESPECIALLY SINCE HE NOW YOU MARRIED ALSO I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT POSSIBLY HAVING YOU DO SOME PICS FOR ME YOUR WORK IS BEAUTIFUL

 LIKE I TOLD KERBIE... GIRL HE ALMOST HAD ME TOO... I WAS ALL IN MYSELF... GIRL WHEN HE SAID THAT... LAWD TODAY... I WANTED TO GIVE UP ON MEN... LOL... (STOP VONDA YOUR MARRIED)... OKAY AND? LOL...

ON SOME OTHER ISH... GET AT ME.. I WILL DO YOUR PICS... 443-224-5275

B.B. JUDY!!! HOW ARE U GONNA GO FROM GETTING IT IN THE BOOTY TO NEGOTIATING ART WORK LIL DUDE???!!!! LMAO! HI HQ!!!LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR SOCIA, AND WE WILL BE ALL SET!

HEY DA TRUTH... SHE DID SLIP THAT ONE IN ON US DIDN'T SHE? LOL...

 you didnt know both of them are art in its own way