I think I might be a superhero............

No - I am not high...... this IS a joke post!!!!!

Naw - seriously - I think I might have a gift that I could channel and use for good and not evil.  It appears that I am a TRUTH MAGNET..... I seem to get 'excited utterances' out of mofos - shiot you ain't even expecting........

Remember trucker dude I met at the club who bust out in the middle of Denny's 'I need to get LAID'?  LOL - just all out of turn and no context for that shiot in conversation? 

Well - I was at the club last night (chillin, no trollin at all - was only drinking cranberry juice) I like to watch shiot happen and see how mofos be scammin.  I peeped a couple tired ass gamers and shiot - then parked my ass at the bar.  Dude was sitting next to where I was standing, okay lookin dude with an UGLY ass homie who was desperately trying ANY female he could get - they exchanged commentary on how he was hoping to LAND a broad for the night.  Leftover friend mofo was yappin at me while I was doing the backward stance arm brace and chill at the bar thing....... he was like my name is blah, how you doin..... whatever dude, I'm Mack, how you.... he's like - do you come here often.... (in my mind I was like you are WACK!!!) I'm like no...... blah blah..... he asks what side of town I am from etc... THEN out tha BLUE..... 'I like booty - can I see your booty?' 

ssssskkkkkkreeeeetttttt <---- this is the sound of my mental train's emergency brake engaging

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?????  Do you, like, REALLY think Imma bout to 'Girls Gone Wild' yo azz and show my ASS?????!!!!!!!

**muffled microphone over the loudspeaker voice in my head** sssskkkk.... Uh, Houston, I think we have a problem here.  ***** ***** alert - the club appears infested - activate evacuation route 5 - niner - echo - 8.........

Needless to say - my night was done( this was my third and final ***** ***** episode for the night) LOL.  But - I was thinkin - I should call them first 48 folk or something cause this shiot outta be good for getting confessions of other RANDOM bullshiot!!!!!

 @ activate evacuation route 5 - niner - echo - 8.........

You've got to admit, if he didn't have game he sure had confidence working for himself...     uh some confidence working for himself...  okay, okay...  dayum desperation and it wasn't working.   

LOL!!!  that shiot was just PATHETIC!!!!  OMG - after I overheard him and his friend - I KNEW ole boy was a loser!!!

Like I said - that was #3 - and I know from experience - the later it gets - the WORSE they get....... LOL 

I'm convinced:  you MUST live in STUPID MOTHERFLOWRLAND, where common sense is limited and tact is non-existent (yeah, its a new part of DisneyWorld)


I mean there are nicer ways to check out one's posterior, if so willing, rather than just coming out and saying, "Looka heya, shawty.  Lemme check outcha bootay...Me an' my homie wanna see whatchu workin' wif..."

LIke I said, STUPID MOTHER FLOWER LAND.

Dude - I SO need to check with the Post Office!  LOL - I couldn't BELIEVE my ears!!!!  I have been approached by MUCH smoother - I ain't know it could GET this crude!!!!!  LOL.  

I am 2 seconds from being THAT brash my damn self - the NEXT mofo to bust some shiot out like that won't realize I have been hearing bull**** like that before - I'll be desensitized...... he'll say 'show me your bootay' and I'll say 'show me your dick - and don't forget to take the balls out too - I wanna see the FULL set'  

Now - the PROBLEM with that is - if the mother****** was STUPID enough to say his **** and THINK he had a chance of me doing it..... I will PROBLABLY be faced with a flash show after I say my **** and left to figure out what to say from there......  AFTER puking.......

YOUS A DAMN FOOL! SO WHAT U SAYING MACK; HE COULD HAVE USED MORE TACT? LOL! MEN LOVE BOOTY SO WHAT U WANT? U WANT US TO SAY HEY HOW BOUT THOSE COWBOYS; CAN I SEE IF U GOT A PROMISING FUTURE BEHIND YA? LMAO!!!!

Naw nucca - do the on the sly peep when a sista walk by - at least TRY to act somewhat civilized!!!  DAMN!!! 

I THOUGHT U LIKED IT ROUGH LIL DUDE!!!! LMAO!

Rough - yes - but can you at LEAST KNOW me first???  DAMN!!!!  LOL  

DAMMIT MACK U CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING U WANT WHEN U WANT IT DAMN!!! I THOUGHT WOMEN LIKED WHEN BRITHAS KEPT IT REAL??? LOL! SO MAYBE U JUST WEREN'T ATTRACTED TO HIM!