A WLS FUNNY
Last night during a date I dumped from my dinner. The bad part was that I'd done the girlie trip to the restroom to check the make up and reapply lip gloss right before leaving the restaurant. Five minutes later as he is dropping me in front of the movie theater so that he could find parking (loved him for that because it was freezing) Anyway my tummy started bubbling and cramping. I didn't know what to do because I had the tickets and I didn't know how fast he'd find parking. Anyway he finally arrived and I followed him to find seats since it was dark and the commercials had started plus the theater was crowded. Instead of sitting down with him I was like, I have something in my eye...I'll be right back (didn't want to say I was returning to the bathroom and have him thinking I was weird
) by the time I finally made it to the restroom I was sweating and cramps were slamming thru me. All I could do is laugh and ended up texting my BAF sista Diamond to say guess where I'm stuck on my date! Thankfully it past quickly so that I was back before the movie started and he never said anything.
Next time I will not deviate from my proven safe date meal which had up to last night been a salad.
About 2 years ago, I remember being on a date, ate something new. I started getting that feeling....it came on super fast. I excused myself at dinner....stayed in that bathroom for about a good 30min. just dry heaving.
I finally came back, sat down, and he said, "let me guess, you've had gastric bypass and you were dumping". I was so surprised, and embarassed. Turns out, both his sister and mom had RNY so he was really familiar, lol.
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Plutach. Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.
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