Dedee...We got issues girlie!

You won't believe this crap! I went to my job interview this morning(all happy go lucky and shiznik).  I just knew I had this job in the bag mannn! I had on the black pants suit, hair up, diamond studded earrings, and black pumps. Dayuuum I looked the part!  I could have kissed myself.  

Anyway, I passed all my test with flying colors. My typing, spelling, and dictation scores were off the chart (according to the hiring manager). Then I took the psych test, you know the one where "there are no wrong answers" and to be honest and don't check the box cuz you think its what the company wants to see/hear. According to the hiring manager, the psych and/or personality test is supposed to see if you are a match for the company. Well, I scored so high that I flunked!!! What the hell??? The hiring manager said that he could not offer me a position because I have high aspirations and that I would not be happy with a monotonous job. Also, that I would get bored quick and quit! LOL! We actually both laughed, but that just confirms for me that I need to go ahead with my plans of getting a Master Degree and stay in the field of education. I really needed the money.

Dayuuum!  I would have stayed at least a year. It was a Call Center/Answering Service Co. 

P.S. I still can't believe it though. LMAO! Dammit! Where in the hell is my diet coke and Henny??? 

**At least I'm in good company**

Hugs!

~Catt~

  I got one FUNNIER for yo azz - how bout the SAME shiot happened to me - only the ignut somma*****es came up with that testing AFTER I was hired!!!!!  They were implementing it going forward and wanted to retro test the mofos they already had.......

Ignut *****azz manager came at me with the results - I couldn't stand this hoe already..... then she looking at me like 'say it ain't so' I'm looking at her like '***** - you seen my resume on Monster - right?'

I was one of the top performers and subject matter experts - I waited till that ***** went on a 7 day cruise the company awarded her with based on performance and improvements that were largely MY ideas..... turned in my resignation the day after she left - wanted to make sure that ***** was WAY out on the water.... they contacted her ON the boat......

That heffa came back to my LAST DAY............ can you say BUH-BYE!!!!!!!!  

OMDayuuuum!  Whats crazy is that Call Center/Customer Service Rep is what I did for 4 years.  Whateva!  One door closes and another one opens

Thanks M&M

Yessss LAWD!!!!

True story #2:

I interviewed internally at DHL for a call center supervisor position to get out of the Finance Supervisor position I was in..... was HATING the politics, etc.... call center work was what I had done for 5+ years prior - I could do that shiot in my SLEEP... I wanted something MORE but I wanted OUT of where I was........

I did not get that job - had to tough it out where I was another 6 mos - then interviewed for my current job.  It's COMPLETELY different, I TOTALLY love it and I am so glad I was given the opportunity to be where I am........

Wanna know what my 'star' qualification was?  My FINANCE supervisor role..... if I had gotten the call center gig - they wouldn't have interviewed me......

The next door is being unlocked - be READY to walk through!!!!